skurt

verb: to drive recklessly; tires skreech; peel out; drive w/o a destination

"He was skurtin on the game right there doe doe"

"Stop skurtin and perkin"

"Skurt on em mang we gotta hurry"

by aych pee da ghost July 16, 2009

for shurtzle my nurtzle

Jewish for "fo shizzle my nizzle"

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

snortblast

A large, sudden and uncontrollable release of mucous from the sinuses. Usually a chronic and embarassing event amongst those who ail from it.

She snortblasted in the congress building once, so we pretended that we didn't know her.

by RevelAndDance October 6, 2009

Slurtch

a combination of a whore, slut, and bitch.

George "Hey! Cristian stop! leave me alone! Your an idiot!"

Cristian " shut your whore mouth you slurtch no one let you speak"

by elzoro December 1, 2011

snortease

When a woman snorts and expects you to be attracted to it.

Woman: *snorts*
Man: Ooooooh yeah ;)
Woman: You can't have this.
Man: You snortease!

by BuyMeABeer September 11, 2011

Snortahollic

The snortahollic is one that prefers the snow cappped pile of bolivian martching powder as opposed to indulging a few quiet ales with friends.

The sortahollic is a dangerous and somewhat questionable individual who may on some occassions try to coherse others to idulge in illicit and somewhat questionable behavoiur .This may also include crawling the wall,Dressing the dog and after requesting a Russin pardon.

If you are the unlucky individual who unfortunatley is cohersed into partying with the snortahollic beware you may end up looking like something off Hangover 2 and or waking up with a talking monkey and a condom hanging out of your arse.

Hey has anyone seen Ian?

Oh yes you mean Snortahollic he's in the Porcelain Jungle

OMG what do you mean?

Dont worry it won't be long and he will be back with a vengance after crawling the wall,dressing the dog,leaving his mark under the offcie desk and asking for a Russin Pardon

by Cravelle December 16, 2011

snirt storm

A snirt storm is a blizzard on the Great Plains of North America. The snow is actually made up a of combination of snowflakes and dirt particles. Because the wind is so strong in flat areas like plains, it pulls topsoil right up into the air. If you walked outdoors during a snirt storm you would feel constant stings of sand-sized particles sandblasting your face. When people get back indoors, they have a very distinctive appearance, because the dirt accumulates around their eyes, making them look like raccoons.

Everyone scurried indoors to escape the snirt storm, but not before their eyes had become encrusted in black dirt, making them look like raccoons.

by Ewizobeth December 18, 2013