snookee 

the act of sneaking some nookie in the kitchen, living room or other open living areas after the kids have gone to bed

If it were not for snookee when our son was 10, we would not have a daughter a decade younger than him.

snookee by Dirty Butterfly August 22, 2010

snooker surprise 

A fumbling guy attempts to mount a woman from behind but alas hits the brown and not the pink,

Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.

snooker surprise by The Course Man November 14, 2013

Snoopin’ a doobie

“Snoopin’ a doobie” aka gettin’ high af!

Where were you bro? I was just Snoopin’ a doobie.

Snoopin’ a doobie by Notorious Big Ole D August 26, 2018

extreme snooding 

When a guy takes the snood fashion to the next level by wearing snoods all the time or wearing a snood that has excessive fabric around the neck.

An extreme snood could also be a very low cut snood where the fabric hangs unnecessarily low exposing a large area of the neck and chest.

Mate, did you see Dave last night? He was extreme snooding.

Guys have you checked out that guy over there? Talk about extreme snooding.

Do you remember the last guy i dated? He did some extreme snooding.

extreme snooding by jigga ho January 9, 2011

Human Snookapede 

A Human Snookapede Is where someone rounds up about ten of Snookies aborted fetus'. Which just happens to be how many she produces per day. Then we use the stem cells from the fetus' and create lab born babies. We take the mouths of the babies and molecularly engineer them to become attached to another ones anus. This resembles a Human Centipede. You then put a collar around the neck of the first baby and attach a leash to the collar and walk the Human Snookapede around town.

Dude why is that sick motherfucker walking babies with they're mouths to there anus'?

Because It's a Human Snookapede

Human Snookapede by Rezarazeraz February 7, 2012

Snoobing 

A sexual act that involves a woman sliding naked down a slide with her legs spread , while a man waits at the bottom with a fully erect penis. The goal being for the woman's vagina to make contact with the penis at the bottom thereby achieving sexual intercourse. Due to high level of skill involved it should only be attempted by trained proffesionals. Sidenote: This is believed to be the inspiration for the song "Crash into me" by the Dave Matthews Band.

My girl and I tried snoobing last night and I broke my dick

Snoobing by Snoobing November 28, 2016

Snooker with a rope 

When the male sex organ resembles a piece of rope immediately before or during Love making instead of being hard like a snooker que.

Everything was going fine john, we had a few drinks than a bit of a kiss and a cuddle but when it came down to the business it was like playing snooker with a rope.

Snooker with a rope by T.McCormnick October 8, 2007