skattles

a fictional knock-off version of skittles candy that includes nuts and bolts, broken glass and, if your lucky, some dirt.

guy1: o man, lets get some skittles and taste the rainbow!

guy2: i only have 16 cents, lets get some skattles!

by Adam Sandler June 8, 2007

Seattle Blowjob

1. A blowjob given outside in a rainstorm.

2. A blowjob where the girl slobbers all over your junk.

After leaving the bar and before we could even get into my car and out of the rain, she had my pants down and was giving me a Seattle Blowjob.

by Lars McGinley November 13, 2007

Seattleite

(improved on)
1. Any person living in, or within 50 miles of The city of Seattle, WA
2.Considers Seattle to be the best city on Earth.
3. Is a pretentious coffee snob due to the thousands of delicious coffee houses and rostaries that surround them.
4. "Too good for an umbrella"
5. Any person who knows not to visit Pike Place Market on a Saturday.
6. Any person who was disappointed by EMP (unlike the inbred hicks from across the country who come to visit it).
7. Anybody who knows that "eating dicks" means eating burgers.
8.Any person that hates it when Californians drive through Washington and cry about the rain and the cold.
9. Typically a city that is completely devoid of soccer moms.

Look at all the coffee she drinks, she must be a seattleite.

by Jude H October 31, 2007

Seattle Business Suit

Redhook ballcap, old flannel shirt, worn T-shirt with the Rainer Beer logo, cut-off levi's and work boots laced up half way.

Dude, as I saw the dude in the Seattle Business Suit go to the beer isle, I didn't know what he was gonna get, some micro or dreg, like Schmitt or something, yeay? Then pronto, he bought both.

by A W Horner III June 18, 2008

snattered

A slang word for drunk, used around the Belfast region.

"After six pints, he was totally snattered."

by pyrocubed December 28, 2006

Seattle Boilermaker

A coffee drink consisting of a cup of regular coffee to which one or more shots of espresso have been added.

Jerry got wired the night before the final on three Seattle Boilermakers.

by jambre1 July 10, 2010

Seattle

Seattle is probably the most beautiful and picturesque city in the Northwest.

Known for the Space Needle, the coffee, the boating, Microsoft, hilly-terrain, and it's alternative/grunge rock bands, Seattle is a great place to live and visit.

Unlike Tacoma, Spokane and Portland, Seattle has a definite and distinct personality.
There are many activities and places to explore in Seattle, and it has a great music scene.

As far as cities go, Seattle is unusually clean, despite the homeless population. Crime is relatively low, and for the most part, it's completely safe.

Did I mention Seattle has the most beautiful night-skyline in the country?

If you're in Western Washington, come visit Seattle.

Ignorant Peon: Seattle is just a haven for rain, coffee drinking pseudo-intellectuals, and liberals.

Me: You're right, but it's more beautiful than your city!

Ignorant Peon: Damn. You're right. I'm sick of being wrong all the time. I wish I was as cool as you.
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The best time to visit Seattle is June-August. The weather is nice, people are out and about, and the city is flourishing with fun stuff to do.

by Brian T [Bloghogger] September 4, 2008