Snark

A creature defined in Lewis Carroll's "The Hunting of the Snark". Decribed as those creatures "that have feathers, and bite, and those that have whiskers, and scratch".

"If your Snark be a Snark, that is right:
Fetch it home by all means—you may serve it with greens,
And it’s handy for striking a light.
You may seek it with thimbles—and seek it with care;
You may hunt it with forks and hope;
You may threaten its life with a railway-share;
You may charm it with smiles and soap—”

by Snark Hunter April 18, 2008

snarble

To entrap someone's genitalia in the sucking end of a Dirt Devil or other vacuum device in a tragic but hilarious accident.

While vacuuming the couch cushions, Pam accidentally snarbled Jim who was sitting on the couch.

by snarblarzor122 January 12, 2011

snarcastic

snarky and sarcastic at the same time.

god, you are so snarcastic today, whats worng?

by C Star October 5, 2005

snarlin

1.) refers to a blow job
2.) often known as S.O.A.L. or snarlin of a lifetime
3.) to gobble a penis

That bitch gave me a snarlin all night.
It was the soal and I jizzed in her eye.

by Brian Johnson March 29, 2005

Snarky

Witty in a sarcastic, kind of in-your-face way. Yet still meant as a playful joke to prove an obvious point.

Jonathan Clements is really snarky. If he has to explain something, he'll type it into Google and press the Staples "Easy" button.

by DebateQueen November 13, 2012

snarky

Being wittily sarcastic with a hint of being an ass-hole.

Usage: I can always count on Joel McHale and the Soup for hilarious, snarky commentary on all things pop culture.

by w0rdsm1th July 18, 2009

snarkenfreude

A compound word combining snarky (itself a combination of snide and remark) and Schadefreude.

Not only does one take joy from other's bad luck or suffering, one quips, preferably within the sufferer's earshot--witty criticism and critique of the sufferer.

"Mr. Cheney," the reporter asked, barely hiding his snarkenfreude, "doesn't having a pacemaker require the presence of an actual heart?"

by Rarl Kove August 26, 2007