smatterchew

Smatterchew is redneck for "what is the matter with you".

Billy bob, you eatin cat food again? Smatterchew, go to yer corner of the trailer.

by jeru411 December 25, 2008

sittersauce

The booze you give a friend for watching your kids on impromtu notice.

Can Darci watch our kids tonight? I will pick her up some sittersauce...

by J allen P 1231 June 6, 2011

Skitterbees

Those disgusting mini M&Ms which have lower-quality chocolate.

Bro 1: Are those M&Ms in that bowl over there?
Bro 2: Nope, those are Skitterbees.
Bro 1: Lame!

by maniac_man February 15, 2017

sheep shitter

Guys on Harley Davidson motorcycles.

Johnny states there are many sheep shitter's on sunday.

by Christopher De Lillo October 16, 2008

Floor-sitter

Someone who, for some reason, prefers to sit on the floor as opposed to furniture.

Because Hannah was a floor-sitter, she chose to sit on the floor instead of the couch, even though there was plenty of room.

by Levi_Dirp June 29, 2010

professional shitters

The people at work who pretty much spend all day in the bathroom.

Man these bathrooms are always full! What are you people,professional shitters?

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

Shy Shitter Syndrome

Shy Shitter Syndrome, or SSS for short, is an epidemic that makes waves, or lack there of, around the world. People suffering from this terrible plaque have trouble taking a shit in public, or when people are around, making it very unpleasant for the sufferer and people they're with.

Ted: Dude, I gotta take a shit so bad.
Bill: Well there's a bathroom over there.
Ted: I can't use a public restroom! I suffer from Shy Shitter Syndrome!

by LogoNinja August 13, 2014