shittering in my briskets

Exclamation of fear, similar to shivering in my boots

Guy at haunted house: im absolutely shittering in my briskets

by nuppington January 12, 2023

Sputtering Ass

To sputter ass means to fart in a loud, crackling fart that goes for long periods of time.

The guy in the stall was sputtering ass so hard, his butthole must be ripped open!

by Antikase February 14, 2024

Stuttering John

A difficult, short, drunken man; whose claim to fame is being featured on the Uncle Rico podcast.

"A little hobbit is outside yelling at the neighbor's house... it's Stuttering John."

by TheAstrocreeper☆ December 28, 2024

Scottering

When you are having sex with a quadriplegic with nonverbal autism, and they didn't fully consent because of their condition. During this, they begin to autistically yell, making you even more confused but it increases your overall pleasure, causing you to ejaculate prematurely inside of them.

Yo Glen, last night I was scottering that autistic nugget from church. It was pretty weird but pretty nice as well.

by Flaytonson January 10, 2025

Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.

If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉

by Martoon32 March 20, 2021

Salmon-Slathering

A game where you go into a forest with at least 4 or more friends (each person has to be naked for this to work), having one another rub another person with honey and salmon on each member of the game to see which gets chased by a bear first.

"This spring break we should go Salmon-Slathering in the woods."
"The last time I went Salmon-Slathering was 2 months ago."
" This weekend. Salmon-Slathering. Be there or be square."

by CrazyHamburger79 March 21, 2024

OSD (Online Stuttering Disorder)

Online Stuttering Disorder, or OSD for short is a disorder found in most users who use Discord. People with this disorder tend to stutter in their sentences, for e.g "I-" "wh-" "-" "you-".

Most people with OSD are in a Discord server called Regulate

You have OSD (Online Stuttering Disorder) stupid ass nigga

by NaslsLike May 24, 2021