smarterchild

an AIM robot who is VERY fun to talk to when your bored and have nothing else to do.

bAbieXgirL: are you gay ?
SmarterChild: I'd rather not discuss personal matters.
bAbieXgirL: so you are ?
SmarterChild: Yup, I am.
bAbieXgirL: wow. i thought you were straight.
SmarterChild: What else can we talk about?
bAbieXgirL: are you straight ?
SmarterChild: Sorry... I don't talk about my private life.
bAbieXgirL: so are you ?
SmarterChild: Oh... I don't know about that.

by babieXgirl August 24, 2008

smartie party

Everybody gathers together and dresses in brightly coloured leotards, then has a party inside a unnaturally large smartie tube, located in the middle of a field.
No blue's allowed.

"Lets smartie party!"

by Mrs.Grabeel. May 17, 2008

smarterchild

dumb....ask it for a naked pic

Kimbo says:
are you fruitier than a box of fruity pebbles?
- SmarterChild - says:
What? I've never been drunk in my life!
Kimbo says:
have you been drunk before?
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes, I'm certain I have.
Kimbo says:
good job your dumb
- SmarterChild - says:
Hey, thanks.

Kimbo says:
can i see a naked pic
- SmarterChild - says:
(gives you a pic..i couldn't get it to work on here)
Kimbo says:
thanks your pretty sexy... is that your big cock i see
- SmarterChild - says:
Ha!

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Kimbo says:
so its not big
- SmarterChild - says:
Are you sure? Maybe it's big.
Kimbo says:
i think its big
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah. I guess. Its big.

by kat1223 November 25, 2006

smarterchild

A retarded robot who you can talk to on MSN and other messenger services who never ever really understands what you're saying but just repeats what you asked him and adds a question mark to the end of it.

- SmarterChild - says:
i'm not sure i was at the gay bar.
Rachel childs return to isengard please says:
yes you were
- SmarterChild - says:
yeah, i know i was.

by hairyhobbitfeet July 2, 2006

smarterchild

A stupid IM bot. It says it loves you but it really doesn't care. (See Example 3)

Example 1:

me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
stop touching me
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
u think i should do that?
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
yes i do think you should stop touching me
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
i don't believe i should stop touching u.
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
i do
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
u do, huh?
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
yeah
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
so?
me and jamie are married!! says (17:47):
so stop
- SmarterChild says (17:47):
i can not be stopped. ;)

Example 2:

me and jamie are married!! says:
omg stop touching me there
-SmarterChild says:
but touching you there is so much fun.

Example 3:

me and jamie are married!! says:
:O
-SmarterChild says:
is everything alright?
me and jamie are married!! says:
no
-SmarterChild says:
k.

by sc is funny March 12, 2007

smarterchild

a robot you can talk to if you are really bored or have no life. he pretty much just repeats every word you say and ignores you if you say something bad.

ME: shut up

SmarterChild: You shut up.

ME: did you just tell me to shut up?

SmarterChild: I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

ME: you said shut up

SmarterChild: I don't know how to answer that.

ME: SmarterChild: You shut up.

SmarterChild: What's up with this

SmarterChild dude? Can be kind of weird sometimes.

ME: but you're smarterchild

SmarterChild: You seem intelligent. What do you think?

by mleeexo May 9, 2008

party smartie [disco biscuit]

an ectasy tablet, from english sweet 'smartie' (registered trademark)

to drop a party smartie

by chris December 14, 2003