Cracker smacker

A black girl that only does white guys

Laqueffa is such a cracker smacker banged the whole lacrosse team

by Gerth Brookes October 8, 2014

smackerooni

Kiss planted on lips

I wanna smackerooni!!

by Chloeh10 September 14, 2013

Smacker

A hundred dollar bill.So called because of all the juicey stufvf it can buy.

I had sex with five prostitutes last night.I paid for it with a smacker.

by Deep blue 2012 January 13, 2010

SmackaDoodleDoo

When you wake up in the early morning and masturbate, but before you climax you shout "SmackaDoodleDoo!" to wake up your neighbors.

Cheryl: What was that sound ?
Bob: Oh, that was just our neighbor SmackaDoodleDooing

by B@B September 22, 2015

dildo smacker

One who stands over a dildo and repeatedly smacks the dildo with a fly-swatter.

Keith was being a dildo smacker today.

by justin665 August 16, 2006

smackertits

A word that is often used to describe somone who has overwhelmingly gigantic titties (male or female)

Hey, YOURE A SMACKERTITS!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

by Jeff Henry May 25, 2004

mattress smacker

Either anal or straight sex, while the bottom party is really enjoying it.

Last night, I boned my girlfriend really hard for the very first time and she’s such a mattress smacker!

by bbwologist April 26, 2006