slutstitute

If you have a side hoe for everyday of the week, when one can't hang out you substitute them for another.

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by yodiddly April 23, 2017

Sorostitute

A sorority girl who doubles as a prostitute; sorority girl who has a lot of frat boys at her side.

Wow, would you look at Jenny being a sorostitute tonight? She’s danced with at least 10 guys.

by Frats-r-us April 2, 2019

Substitute Sugar Daddy

A male or "daddy" who pays for most, if not all the aspects of a date, but does not expand expenses into the home life of the individual such as how a "Sugar Daddy" would.

I can't always afford the clothes I want so I ask my Substitute Sugar Daddy to buy me them while we're out.

by MizzMachine July 23, 2020

substitutes assist

highly paid but permanent bench warming sport stars helping team mates in a similar position

Pepe was credited with a substitutes assist for özil... he wanked him off behind the bins

by spaz juice September 19, 2020

Substitute plastic

A synthetic synthetic so you're a substitute synthetic so if I call you substitute plastic that means you're less than fake that means you're a substitute fake product valueless always above your pay grade

Man these people are beyond counterfeit they are substitute plastic they are less than fake they are a synthetic synthetic valueless crazy

by Indigo 💙 Blues August 20, 2021

Substitute Teacher Effect

When a struggling sports team fires their coach, and a new coach comes in and the team initially does really well.

Everyone is all smiles, the new coach tries new things, is fun and upbeat, and seemingly *changes the culture* so the team performs really well.....until they don't.

The few good games are due to excitement, and once the substitute teacher has to be a real teacher, fails spectacularly because he actually has to teach.

Boris: Oh fuck, you see how the new coach has turned this team around. I told you the old guy sucked.

Edgar: Meh, it is the Substitute Teacher Effect, come back to me in 3 months. Team is just playing well. New guy can't coach.

3 months later.....

Edgar: Team sucks, and coach looks really constipated.

Boris: Ya, you were right. Substitute Teacher Effect wins again.

by Mike109999 March 21, 2022

Substitute Teacher

A substitute teacher is a teacher that is usually brainless on what's going on in the class or does not care about education

Substitute teacher: Class we are going to learn about the pythagorean theorem
That one kid:No we watch movies the entire period
Substitute teacher: Okay then

by Sbhat October 20, 2022