Sloshtitute

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Person, generally female that exhibits prostitute-like behavior only under the influence of alcoholic beverages.

Ralph: "Why, I'd sure like to have intercourse tonight!"

Jeremy: "Well, why don't you go to the pub and pick up a sloshtitute? They are easier to take advantage of."

Ralph: "Well Jeremy, isn't that rape?"

Jeremy: "Sshhhhhh....."

Sloshtitute by Big Creenis January 1, 2011

Words you can keep

Slorstitute

A person who is a slut, whore, and prostitute and needs to catch their stanky booty ass life, kill it, and start a new one.

That girl over there is a straight up slorstitute.

Slorstitute by Imkittenmeow November 14, 2013

Related Words

Sloshtitute • Slostitute • slorstitute • slotstitute • sloretitute • slothtitude • slustitute

slustitute

Someone who works as a prostitute but still somehow manages to exemplify the characteristics of a true slut.

She's such a slustitute! She works 8 hours a day as a prostitute and then sleeps with at least 3 different guys every night after work.

slustitute by AttiFinch May 25, 2011

slotstitute

A slotstitute is a person at a casino who offers sexual favors in return for slotplay.

I was playing my favorite machine at the casino but wasnt winning, my machine was down to $1.00 and then a slotstitute sat in the seat next to me and grabbed my cock and said"i'll suck your cock if you let me play your last dollar". So i thought about it and said "i'll play a couple more times and then you can slip down here and give me 50cents worth"

slotstitute by ONAD REPEP June 12, 2014

slotstitute

A slotstitute is a person at a casino who offers sexual favors in return for slotplay.

slotstitute by ONAD REPEP June 12, 2014

slorstitute

slut, whore, prostitute. need I say more?

That girl is a Slorstitute, I wouldn't come near that with a 10ft pole, less you like itching yourself all day.

slorstitute by Helmo October 26, 2007

slothtitude

laziness. capacity for laziness

I'm forfeiting this argument out of pure slothtitude.

slothtitude by ohay_ November 3, 2012

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026