Sloshtitute

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Person, generally female that exhibits prostitute-like behavior only under the influence of alcoholic beverages.

Ralph: "Why, I'd sure like to have intercourse tonight!"

Jeremy: "Well, why don't you go to the pub and pick up a sloshtitute? They are easier to take advantage of."

Ralph: "Well Jeremy, isn't that rape?"

Jeremy: "Sshhhhhh....."

Sloshtitute by Big Creenis January 1, 2011

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Slorstitute

A person who is a slut, whore, and prostitute and needs to catch their stanky booty ass life, kill it, and start a new one.

That girl over there is a straight up slorstitute.

Slorstitute by Imkittenmeow November 14, 2013

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slustitute

Someone who works as a prostitute but still somehow manages to exemplify the characteristics of a true slut.

She's such a slustitute! She works 8 hours a day as a prostitute and then sleeps with at least 3 different guys every night after work.

slustitute by AttiFinch May 25, 2011

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slotstitute

A slotstitute is a person at a casino who offers sexual favors in return for slotplay.

I was playing my favorite machine at the casino but wasnt winning, my machine was down to $1.00 and then a slotstitute sat in the seat next to me and grabbed my cock and said"i'll suck your cock if you let me play your last dollar". So i thought about it and said "i'll play a couple more times and then you can slip down here and give me 50cents worth"

slotstitute by ONAD REPEP June 12, 2014

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slotstitute

A slotstitute is a person at a casino who offers sexual favors in return for slotplay.

slotstitute by ONAD REPEP June 12, 2014

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slorstitute

slut, whore, prostitute. need I say more?

That girl is a Slorstitute, I wouldn't come near that with a 10ft pole, less you like itching yourself all day.

slorstitute by Helmo October 26, 2007

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slothtitude

laziness. capacity for laziness

I'm forfeiting this argument out of pure slothtitude.

slothtitude by ohay_ November 3, 2012

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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