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Sloshtitute

Person, generally female that exhibits prostitute-like behavior only under the influence of alcoholic beverages.
Ralph: "Why, I'd sure like to have intercourse tonight!"

Jeremy: "Well, why don't you go to the pub and pick up a sloshtitute? They are easier to take advantage of."

Ralph: "Well Jeremy, isn't that rape?"

Jeremy: "Sshhhhhh....."
by Big Creenis January 1, 2011
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Slorstitute

A person who is a slut, whore, and prostitute and needs to catch their stanky booty ass life, kill it, and start a new one.
That girl over there is a straight up slorstitute.
by Imkittenmeow November 14, 2013
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slustitute

Someone who works as a prostitute but still somehow manages to exemplify the characteristics of a true slut.
She's such a slustitute! She works 8 hours a day as a prostitute and then sleeps with at least 3 different guys every night after work.
by AttiFinch May 25, 2011
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slotstitute

A slotstitute is a person at a casino who offers sexual favors in return for slotplay.
I was playing my favorite machine at the casino but wasnt winning, my machine was down to $1.00 and then a slotstitute sat in the seat next to me and grabbed my cock and said"i'll suck your cock if you let me play your last dollar". So i thought about it and said "i'll play a couple more times and then you can slip down here and give me 50cents worth"
by ONAD REPEP June 12, 2014
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slotstitute

A slotstitute is a person at a casino who offers sexual favors in return for slotplay.
I was playing my favorite machine at the casino but wasnt winning, my machine was down to $1.00 and then a slotstitute sat in the seat next to me and grabbed my cock and said"i'll suck your cock if you let me play your last dollar". So i thought about it and said "i'll play a couple more times and then you can slip down here and give me 50cents worth"
by ONAD REPEP June 12, 2014
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slorstitute

That girl is a Slorstitute, I wouldn't come near that with a 10ft pole, less you like itching yourself all day.
by Helmo October 26, 2007
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slothtitude

I'm forfeiting this argument out of pure slothtitude.
by ohay_ November 3, 2012
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