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slide bitch 

Derogatory term used to describe someone tasked with creating a Powerpoint presentation that will be presented by someone else.
You better clear your calendar. I heard that Sales & Marketing wants you to be their slide bitch for their upcoming executive retreat.
slide bitch by Anthony Leong July 19, 2005

slide off 

The act of inconspicuously exiting a popular social scene, usually a dance floor, with intentions to receive oral sex, AKA heenan, or partake in sexual intercourse. In order to slide off, one must successfully engage in stimulating conversation but quickly disperse from the rest of the crew without others wondering your whereabouts. Only upon returning post-nut bust is a slide off successful. Otherwise, you just dipped out with a girl.
"You know what I'm about, slide off get my cock sucked,
Writing rhymes, watching Scarface in the hot tub."-Jadakiss

Slide into the Dm's 

Adverb: to slide into a text/chat with a girl really really smoothly
Boi imma bout to slide into the dm's

Slide Mania

Slide Mania is when someone is asked to produce a PowerPoint Presentation for a class/work presentaion and goes OVERBOARD with the number of slides they use, and end up having an embarsssingly long presentation...
Sally: "Do you remember Samantha's Civil Rights presentation?"
Lisa: "Jeez, of course I do: talk about a case of Slide Mania!"
Sally: "Yea, i still haven't fully woken up from it..."
Slide Mania by Loz7 April 27, 2009

Slide Day 

A very special holiday where two people celebrate the event in one has slid into the other's DM (direct messages) to initiate a relationship, exotic night, friendship, etc.
Two years prior to Tia answering Shaq's DM on Instagram, the two celebrate their Slide Day as a couple.
Did you hear about Shaq sliding in her DMs and now they're a couple.

I can't wait for me and Tia's Slide Day so we can celebrate.

Slide Drexler 

the act of standing on the rails at the top of a stair well and pooping down it so the poop slides down and hits people in the head.
Paul: Dude, is that your english teacher at the bottom of the stair well?

Jason: Yeah. Hold my books, I'm going to Slide Drexler on her.
Slide Drexler by ergo_amazingness December 21, 2010