A penis so large it involves having to use two hands to hold it/masturbate that also slaps the thigh while naked.
Also called a DFTS.
Also called a DFTS.
Damn dog, women must run when you bust out that double fisted thigh slapper you keep hidden away.
Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.
Jeff walks funny due to his double fisted thigh slapper hanging low.
by DoubleFistedThighSlapper January 29, 2019
Get the Double fisted thigh slapper mug.Preteen– or teenage girls obviously experimenting with there image – The Kappa Slappa “Look” consist of trainers – Kappa tracksuit bottoms – an Elise jumper. This is generously accessorises with cheap looking jewellery – most of which is purchased at Elizabeth Duke of Argos. Hair is worn up in (see Corydon Facelift) – and makeup is plastered on to hide any spots blemished and love bites.
Kappa Slappa’s are usually found in groups of 3 or more – although one will occasionally break from the pack. This type of behaviour usually occurs when the Slappa in question is attracted to a male of the same species (see Tezzer). This liaison will, in the least, result her being “fingered” behind the local nightclub – however the usual outcome is pregnancy – and alas further drain on the UK’s benefit system.
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Kappa Slappa’s are usually found in groups of 3 or more – although one will occasionally break from the pack. This type of behaviour usually occurs when the Slappa in question is attracted to a male of the same species (see Tezzer). This liaison will, in the least, result her being “fingered” behind the local nightclub – however the usual outcome is pregnancy – and alas further drain on the UK’s benefit system.
See also:
Mouth Breather
Klassy Lassy
Lad A: Word round school is that Tracy will suck you off for fifty pence!
Lad B: Which one is Tracy again?
Lad A: You know the Kappa Slappa two years below us!
Lad B: Which one is Tracy again?
Lad A: You know the Kappa Slappa two years below us!
by Andy The Great July 22, 2003
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Pizza. Generally a thin crust pizza with multiple layers of cheese and puddles of grease randomly found across the pizza.
Ryan was famished when he got done planting corn and making sausage and had a strong desire for one of Sarah's famous grease slappers, but first he had to clean the pig excrement from his shoes.
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Get the knee-slapper mug.To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.
With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.
by Bruce Levine October 13, 2007
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Incorporating the first five letters of 'Kabbalah', the infamous celebrity cult, the term is adapted from 'kappa-slappa', one of the words used as a synonym for 'chav', 'townie' etc.
Incorporating the first five letters of 'Kabbalah', the infamous celebrity cult, the term is adapted from 'kappa-slappa', one of the words used as a synonym for 'chav', 'townie' etc.
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Person 1: that guy over there likes those weird internet jokes way to much
Person 2: Ikr, he's such a rat slapper
Person 2: Ikr, he's such a rat slapper
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