sausage fest

a party of only guys (or at least 80% guys), where there is a substantial abundance of weiner.

Benji told everyone he was a pimp and was bringing 50 hot bitches from Arizona State to his house Saturday night. But when we got there it was just a bunch of dudes watching "The Matrix". We blew that bitch right away and never went back to that wanksta's crib.

by Nick D March 19, 2003

sausage magnet

Adrieanna from the Sapranos.

Frank: "I watched the Sapraons last night just to see Adreannia."

Ted: "WOW! Me too she is such a sausage magnet.

by pfc. snowball September 26, 2009

Water sausage

A big fat wriggly otter

Oh look at that huge water sausage! It's so slippery and wet!

by Furry Schnoodle April 13, 2019

no stranger to the sausage bin

Penchant to practicing sexual acts of the oral variety on a member of the male gender.

Catherine Ocean was no stranger to the sausage bin, but when the jocks caught on to the the fact that she had over seven STDs displayed prominently on her face and started turning her down, she got depressed and became no stranger to the biscuit tin.

by Nicholas D May 16, 2004

Dench Sausage

A dicking so good, the "sausage"is considered dench.

A: Hey! How'd it go last night?
B: It was so nice! He gave me the dench sausage.

by BigBean January 14, 2015

democracy sausage

A staple of any Australian election day, the democracy sausage is a simple, yet beautiful, tradition: a barbecued sausage, laid gently on a single piece of white bread (or a white roll if you're fancy), optionally topped with grilled onions and either tomato or barbecue sauce. Must be consumed one-handed by folding the bread around the sausage, and eaten from one end. Found at polling places around the country, usually primary schools, sometimes in the vicinity of a cake stall.

You: Hey mate, wanna go grab a democracy sausage after we number all the boxes on the House of Representatives ballot paper and at least 12 boxes above the line or all boxes below the line on the Senate ballot paper?
Ya mate: Bloody oath I do!

by artvandersausage July 1, 2016

Throwing a sausage down a corridor

When a man penetrates a woman, her vagina is so wide that he doesn't touch the sides with his cock.

A girl with a bucket fanny has "sex" with a man with a slim jim. His cock doesn't touch the sides therefore he's throwing a sausage down a corridor.

by McYak January 17, 2008