Slytherin Syndrome

The overwhelming need to be the best at something, anything.

Comes from the major ambition associated with the Slytherin House.

Becky was crying because her teacher told her that she was as good as the best person in class because she has Slytherin Syndrome.

by SexualGiraffe December 6, 2016

Slaptering

Constantly slapping someone while have sex, usually the person being slaptered comes out bruised and cut, with their skin as red as raw meat from hard slaptering.

SLAPTER ME! SLAPTER ME! I LOVE SLAPTERING

by lewisg1989 June 8, 2017

sluttering

when you are walking in a parking lot with a coca cola slurpee from 7/11 and you drop it and it spills and you slip on it.

bonus slutter if you were also holding a friends slurpee and you drop that as well

super slutter if you slip in 7/11's parking lot

rebecca: dude are you alright
jimmy: yeah i just sluttering briefly behind the mcdonalds over there. dont worry, im fine

by dolphin_mother April 19, 2018

Sluttering

The equivalent of sexting prior to texting.

Mrs. Smith and Mr. Jones have been sluttering over the past few months..
Circa 1960

by Kspenst November 30, 2017

slitherin

When a dick slides right in, smoothly with no complication.

Slitherin me baby!!!!!

by geesusismybestfuckingfriend February 4, 2018

smithering

When you suck up to the group that is mistreating your own group by making fun of your group.

That nerd was totally smithering to the jocks by making fun of Star Trek.

Gay pundit Milo Yiannopoulos gained notoriety by smithering to the right wing media about feminists, even though they were also anti-gay.

by spackle2020 August 19, 2020

blathering

A meeting with a number of attendees that blather on and on.

I had a meeting this morning, but it turned into a blathering.

by chickasaw September 2, 2020