Urine soaked cock

When life just can't get any worse.Real horror show Can be resolved if men keep baby wipes in their car, so when that "urine trickle" comes out after they finish making peeps, they can clean themselves correctly.

Sometimes life gives you lemons, and you can make lemonade...but sometimes the world just gives you some Urine Soaked Cock!

by Andi June 10, 2006

Slayed

adj. Offensively Ugly, unattractive.

"The bitch was slayed."

by Dom-inator October 20, 2005

Slayed bodies

When you fuck multiple girls in a single night.

“Bro how did last night go for you? I was so blacked out I got whisky dick bad”
“It was fucking awesome, it was like the god damn civil war in the club, I fucking I slayed bodies!”

by Johnny Legend November 25, 2021

dragon slayed

To preform the act of intercourse on a undesirable dragon looking woman.

bill- "last night i went to a a fat convention and dragon slayed a fatty"

pete- "gross"

bill " ya, but fucking ugly girls makes me feel like a fucking hero."

by canadianbaconator April 20, 2009

Squirrel Snaked

to steal something from a friend

a) my buddy was hitting on this tall blonde last night but I squirrel snaked him and took her home.

b) My buddy totally squirrel snaked my style.

by flyntflossy&ocho November 22, 2011

I've slacked tech

When an employee has not done the job requested and makes an excuse suggesting that they have taken approriate action while actually only sending ephemeral digital communicatios

I haven't done the presentation you asked for because my laptop is not working. I've slacked tech but they haven't responded yet

by igbceo November 8, 2022

Snakedick

When the penis sheds all of its skin, like a snake.

You better stop going to glory holes. They'll give you snakedick.

by Conany October 18, 2010