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Armitage Skanks

The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.

Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.
Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.
by Herbie Dongsporran October 16, 2022
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Slobber of Skanks

n; verb; & adjective: Slobber is used to describe when one or more skanks are within close enough proximity to interact with each other. Shall be defined as a "Slobber of Skanks", such as a herd of cattle, and murder of crows, a coven of witches, etc.
Dude, I went to the bar lastnight. You should have seen the slobber of skanks in that place....they were everywhere
by FSASYA August 12, 2010
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Trading Beaver Skins

An 18th Century version of wife swapping.

Mostly used between American frontiersmen, and in some cases, englishmen with ties to American trading.
Chap 1: I say, Rufus, how would you feel about heading to the cabin and trading beaver skins this night?

Chap 2: Ahhh, splendid idea, Worthington!
by JesseLikesFood November 17, 2011
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skink

"anyone seen jock?"

"aye, he disappeared down an ally with lizzy the skink."
by attackweasel May 27, 2009
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Skins NOOB

Based on the british tv show skins and all there wild parties
a skins noob is someone who in the middle of a party will say
"OMG its like skins "
to which everyone will look at that person and will then be beaten down.
aka michael fowler
"shit,man this parties sick "
"yh man its like a skins party"
"i cant actually beleive u just sed that u fucking skins noob"
by Jdawgthecool March 24, 2009
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stinkson

one who stinks and has naturally flat nipples. aka brazilian pancakes.
peter- dude check o ut that chick with the brazilian pancakes!
brian- yea and whats that rank ass smell?
peter- idk dude..it might be that chick, bertha.
brian- oh yea total stinkson!
by marky mark simpson December 23, 2006
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