a busted chick who has definitely "been around the block" and has been known to a "village bicycle". usually who is of decent enough attractivness to be considered good enough to take a second look at but would be detramental to your honor as a man to do anything sexual with.
Holy cow steve! Did you just see that chick that just walked by that was walking with a stick up her butt? She was definitely a skeeter.
by SAWGY29 January 31, 2008
Get the skeeter mug.Women, when they are being so damn trivial! They never know what it is that they want, and/or they just do some shit you dont agree with. This makes them a skeester.
Bob: "Damn, my girlfriend is such a skeester!"
John: "Why what did she do, now?"
Ben: "She told me she wanted a quick f*ck, and i laid down the business. Then after, she said it was so intimate that we made love. I said it was just a quick f*ck, and now we're on a break."
John: "Dumb ass skeester."
John: "Why what did she do, now?"
Ben: "She told me she wanted a quick f*ck, and i laid down the business. Then after, she said it was so intimate that we made love. I said it was just a quick f*ck, and now we're on a break."
John: "Dumb ass skeester."
by MrszCannon June 14, 2010
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Nazar: Yo i got a skeeter from that bitch fele last night!
Arthur: fo sho? i got one from your mom last night.
Arthur: fo sho? i got one from your mom last night.
by Nick March 23, 2005
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Get the skeeter bop mug.the name used for when the male stem of a bong is used to snort cocaine. has incredibly pleasant results when used with "skeet" or cocaine that has been passed through a flour sifter.
the name came about one long and crazy nite when a few buddies sat in one very small studio pondering what to call this novelty. after brainstorming possible names, for some reason muppet babies became the topic of conversation or rather someone was really high and talking like beeker, and from beeker it went to skeeter and all of a sudden the bastard utensil gleemed as if begging to be baptized and voila! from then on it is called skeeter. so now my borthers and sisters, use this, go forth and multiply.
the name came about one long and crazy nite when a few buddies sat in one very small studio pondering what to call this novelty. after brainstorming possible names, for some reason muppet babies became the topic of conversation or rather someone was really high and talking like beeker, and from beeker it went to skeeter and all of a sudden the bastard utensil gleemed as if begging to be baptized and voila! from then on it is called skeeter. so now my borthers and sisters, use this, go forth and multiply.
instructions: place finely ground cocaine on a clean, dry surface in a mound equivalent to a fatty line. place the skeeter directly over the mound in a 90 degree position. place nostril over the other end and inhale sharply while simulaneously tilting the skeeter ever so slightly so as to create a clear hole effect of outside air rushing in to further push the product up the nose. wait a few minutes then continue repeating until there's no mo' left and you gotta pound whiskey to go to sleep.
by Misc. P May 30, 2006
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