Birthed by mispelled words, Skans and Smeel were originally Skank and Smell. Smeel is the name of a female dancing leprachuan, and Skans is the name of an old school meets new school lady of the night. Both are feminine, and were created in Ray-town Wisconsin by me and my two friends. Both words also include that the people dubbed are also extremely glompable to you at least.
Me: Yo Smeel.
Smeel: *Does a jig* Hi! Is that Skans?
Me: Yep. Hey Skans!
Skans: I told you not to call me that! *kicks me*
Me: Ow...you two are mean...but so glompable *glomps Smeel and Skans*
Smeel: *Does a jig* Hi! Is that Skans?
Me: Yep. Hey Skans!
Skans: I told you not to call me that! *kicks me*
Me: Ow...you two are mean...but so glompable *glomps Smeel and Skans*
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friends-"Okay"
Girl-(walks to the bath room opens the door and then runs to her friends and tells them what she saw) OMG my brother was Skadushing in the bathroom
Friends-"gross"
brother-"dont tell dont tell dont tell"
friends-"Okay"
Girl-(walks to the bath room opens the door and then runs to her friends and tells them what she saw) OMG my brother was Skadushing in the bathroom
Friends-"gross"
brother-"dont tell dont tell dont tell"
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Chavs gather together at a table in the local McDonalds and give thanks before eating their BigMacs and Chicken McNuggets.
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Let's stop at the convenient store, I need some dong bags so I can knock boots with my skanksta.
My skansta rolls the tightest spliffs.
Did you see that skansta Tiger was bangin'? Lucky.
My skansta rolls the tightest spliffs.
Did you see that skansta Tiger was bangin'? Lucky.
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Dude 1: "Did you see Stephanie at the party? She was cakin cakin it."
Dude 2: "Bra Bra, that's nasty. Stephanies a skanksta!"
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Chick: "Oh no she din't! I did not jus' catch that trifiling trifiling ass skanksta in the sheets with mah baby daddy."
Dude 1: "Did you see Stephanie at the party? She was cakin cakin it."
Dude 2: "Bra Bra, that's nasty. Stephanies a skanksta!"
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Chick: "Oh no she din't! I did not jus' catch that trifiling trifiling ass skanksta in the sheets with mah baby daddy."
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