No Simpo

The only counter to being suspected of simp like tendencies or behavior. Do not use this phrase or call it out unless you are cornered or in a situation where you know you messed up.

Regular yute:Yeah shes amazing and so much fun, we really miss her
Hood yute:My dawgs you saying you miss her ahlie, my mans in his feels yo!
Regular yute:What..!?,nah hold up fam wys thats my sisnem styl
Hood yute:Nah yo dont cap I know theres sum more, no man misses a shordy like that
Regular yute:No I would neve....I mean nah fam wallahi its not like dat
Hood yute:Fam stop the cap you was just talkin bout how you she was so nice and ho..
Regular yute:YOU KNOW WHAT SHE WAS NICE AND I DO MISS HER AND SHES MY SISNEM FAM NO SIMPO
Hood yute:...

by forehead terminator October 3, 2020

Global Simpicide

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".

1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.

by Based Fiend July 5, 2024