Simone

Simone is a one in a kind stoner girl. She is a bitch if you get on her bad side but she is a very good friend if you are respected by her. Simone is the top dawg, don't mess with her or you will end of in the hospital. She spends most of her time vaping and smoking weed with her friends. She is an amazing person when you get to know her. She is usually a tall, thicc girl who has long black braided hair. She has all the boys begging for a session.

Skylar: I’m going to steal Simone’s weed stash
Mackenna: Go for it if you want to get a concussion, thats Simone for you.

by sss66677 July 18, 2019

Simon

He’s the guy also frequently known as the retard

Guy 1: Look there’s simon
Guy 2: oh he’s a retard

by Yessir80 November 23, 2021

simon

1. a term used to describe an annoying bastard who goes around and fucks up people's lives.

2. a grumpy, selfish person who shows no respect for others

1. Man do you know that kid over there?
2. Yea, I know him.
1. I got accused of cheating because of him.
2. Me too, he is such a simon!

by AntiSimon2 August 11, 2010

Simone

is a female demonic legendary creature who seduces men in their sleep, repeated intercourse with a succubus may result in the deterioration of health, or even death.

you are such a simone

by overlord72 July 15, 2010

Simon

A Simon is when you get hurt during summer vacation. Making you unable to swim, sport and doing other physical activities.

Person 1: Dude you wanna go swim?

Person 2: I can't I just did a Simon.

by imedough August 29, 2010

Simon

The most idiotic person and biggest dick head you will ever meet. He is ugly as f*** and may seem smart and nice. But watch out, he will change very quickly. He is extremely cocky and not at all humble. He is mean and nasty and will gang up on you and do anything to get his way.

Simon is an idiot.
Simon is mean.

by plop central November 9, 2018

Simone

Lesbian

is simone lesbian

by ehxbs May 27, 2020