shreked

When a person passes out at a party drunk or passes out first you paint there face or entire body green with any paint marker etc and they wake up looking like they turned into shrek

Dude you got shreked last night Lets go shrek someone at this party tonight and paint whoever passes out first

by Typewriter war November 8, 2011

Shrekked out

unflattering description of a woman because her looks are similiar to the character "shrek"

when i met my blind date she looked like an ogre, she was shrekked out

by ajpol June 10, 2011

shrecked

To get absolutely wrecked on party substances other than alcohol

Lets get shrecked at the weekend!

by Kathryn April 14, 2004

Shmeckldorf

From Old English meaning silly or gay to Present American meaning Richard Simmons

Shut up ya shmeckldorf!

by Keenan Smith July 2, 2004

shreked

When your boyfriend's mouth is so big that when he goes to kiss you he swallows your face

It's impossible to kiss Mike, I get shreked every time!

by Donster the Monster October 31, 2010

shrinkled

The appearance of male genitalia after a certain age, too much weight, too much alcohol. It's a combo of shrunken and wrinkled.

When he took his pants off, his junk was so shrinkled I lost all interest.

by Syllable aficionada May 8, 2011

shreked

getting raped or fucked by shrek and enjoy it

i spread my butt cheaks for shrek as i got shreked

by bitchwhostolechritmas January 6, 2015