Shoota

A slang term for a gun, used in many parts of the USA.

Male 1: "Bitch what muhfuckin shoota you got?!"
Male 2: "I got a beretta, nigga"
Male 1: "Thats a pig gun! Hahaha you hang wit 5-o, punk ass bitch!!"

by Jahi July 23, 2008

Shoomy

The smartest of them all.

Shoomy R00lz

by Acolyte November 21, 2003

Shoemaker

The Shoemaker is this person in the workplace whose work ends up getting done by his line manager and/or by the firm's client. They can't sack him cos he's too cute and has been with the company from day one as well has having loads on them. People are left wondering how the work is getting magically done, and refer to those who are doing it as being elves. As in the children story " The elves and the shoemaker".

Well fuck me here comes The Shoemaker. There are no flies on him, he is meeting his targets cos those midnight elves have been on the case again. If only those elves could give me a pull out.

by Mustang01 March 2, 2017

shoeman

a) A middle aged male failure who sells women's shoes and supports a family via a minimum wage income.

b) A man who frequently reminisces about his high school rectitude or notoriety.

Al Bundy is a shoeman.

by Patrick Kelleher April 9, 2004

shooka shooka

SEXING, making love, a code used for when u want to talk about sex but an authority figure is around

Yo, i saw my baby today. We Shooka Shooka!!

by ChickenFungoo May 7, 2005

shomalongadingdong

1.A sound someone makes after or while they are doing something that is usually quick
2.A word for shoot my long ding dong

SHOMALONGADINGDONG, JimBob said while hitting Bob's butt.

by Pantsack May 27, 2014

Shoomloom

Creating a shoomloom is not easy. You need 16 hookers, a pack of bananas, and a milkshake. Get into one room with all the hookers, and get hard. Take the bananas and shove them up each ass of the hooker. You then drink the milkshake in satisfaction, as you take your radio and play Black Magic Woman.

Wow, did he seriously shoomloom yesterday?

by B0rb August 8, 2017