Shmeat

Meat or meat products produced by factory farming, CAFOs, or other unethical practices.

Combines "shit" and "meat".

Bro 1: Wanna hit up that Micky D's?
Bro 2: Hells no, I don't eat those shmeat burgers man!
Bro 1: So what you eat, bro?
Bro 2: I get certified human meat, man. Then I cook it myself.
Bro 1: Word.

by noshmeat January 26, 2011

shman

abbreviation for she-man.

A shman!!!

by assclown October 24, 2003

Shmansy

Shiny and fancy, objects or people that look good.

that necklace is shmansy
Good God you look shmansy

by Merk November 21, 2003

shmanh

an all purpose word; can be used in the form of a question, statement, or most often as an exclamation. The word is essentially meaningless; it's just fun to say.

"whatup pimp?"

"SHMANH!!!"

by Amaru J. Shakur May 1, 2005

Shemanigans

A broad term used to define the various stereotypical antics of the male gender, often of varying degrees of morality. A portmanteau of "man" and "shenanigans".

Hater #1: Is Tom getting blown while playing Madden?

Hater #2: I call shemanigans.

by The Mantagonist January 18, 2009

Shmanker

A shmanker is low class, white trash, usually tweeker, often wearing flannel and having mustache or goatee. Shmankers can be found on the streets often riding a cheap or stolen bicycle. They are often semi-homeless to fully homeless and usually are couch surfing or holed up in the seedyest of motels. They are often the at the bottom of the crystal meth distribution pyramid and are in and out of prison.

"There are so many shmankers hanging out at the public library i'm afraid to let my kids study there"

by northhum April 15, 2009

shmeaglet

Very small penis

The boy on the fourth floor named Xay has a shmeaglet

by shlongboy20 January 19, 2016