shaking the yoghurt

Self stimulation to the point of ejaculation or elation.

I can see Jay is off somewhere shaking the yoghurt as usual then.

by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018

Sheiking

charming, philandering, seducing, womanizing

"He is amusing himself by giving her what he calls a good sheiking as they dance around." - by Zora Neal Hurston's The Back Room

by DA Anderson Jr., MA March 18, 2019

Shlonking

The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.

"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."

by Scientia_Dei January 30, 2022

sheep shearing

Purposely cutting a man's hair really badly to make him less attractive to others, in the hopes of discouraging cheating

WTF is up with Bob's terrible new haircut?

His fat girlfriend got paranoid of cheating so she gave him a thorough sheep shearing.

by szilfifa March 11, 2015

Ass Shaking Music

An excuse used by kpoppies when a song's lyrics make no sense, have no deeper meaning, or have been replaced with onomatopoeias.

"I don't care if it's a bad song! It's ass shaking music!"

by Not-that-mad January 13, 2022

shlakin da glaknoid

firmly tugging on your or someone elses penis until spilling baby batter

i saw your mom in a german shizer video and need to relive my balls so i comenced to shlakin da glaknoid

by demon jagger October 16, 2008

Shaking The Nickle Bush

A term meaning masturbation.

Sam) I walked in on Nick Shaking The Nickle Bush last night.
Steve) No way, thats nasty. i thought he stopped doing that in public.

by Overkill1994 June 24, 2009