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Shticker

Animated stickers for messaging - emojis that move and create an emotion with movements
"Hey joe!"
"Hey bob"
"What's up?"
"I'm crying" *uses shticker for face with tears coming down its face*
by Remvine May 26, 2014
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Shitpacker

When a man jumps off the bed, perfectly landing his dick in another mans anus, who is laying face down on the floor. It is said to pack your shit so tightly, your poop comes out as hard as a diamond.
Have you packed your shit together for our vacation?

Yea, I'm a real shitpacker.
by LittleCreek853 November 20, 2016
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ShitTickets

Another ridiculous word to use when talking about toilet paper.
Hey, I'm stuck on the toilet & we're all out of SHITTICKETS!!!
by CJB1984 May 15, 2017
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Shitfucker

Someone that have the gift to make a messy situation even more garbled, in the most of cases taking a personal advantage on it.
Willy is a shitfucker!

He convinced the boss to use his crappy solution to hide performance problems.
Now he has got been promoted and I have to deal with that mess.
by ||||42|||||| April 24, 2018
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shitlick

A type of exercise. In the instance where one person is ordered to do 30 'shitlicks', he must then drop on his/her back and crunch into his/her abdominal region as if performing self-fellatio on their 'asshole'. The unwavering rule of the shitlick is not take any regular breaths and presumably take on no tangible form.

The idea came from Nova Scotia in the late 1800's when New Zealanders took to the seas and had to thwart off the the local fisherman to monopolize the agricultural industry, thus winning the Cold War.
me: yo
friend: i just got done working out lol
me: OH WOW
you work out or something
lets go idiot
right now
give me 30
shitlicks
by Lussypips July 17, 2018
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Shitsticker

when you need to swear but children are around but you still swear but make not sound like a swear
Person1: Ah, shitstickers
Person2: what
Person1: there are children here
by thechidlerwhoswears March 18, 2019
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Shitlick

When your dog eats his own shit, and then kisses you getting it all over you.
His dog gave me a shitlick..
by Your Gays June 30, 2020
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