Shitstick

IE, turd, crap, poop, poo.

Damn, look at the size of that shitstick!

by Nimrod March 26, 2003

shitistic

noun
1. falsified fact or datum, esp. one used to solidifying a petty argument
See bullshit

He presented some shitistic to support some faggonometric aim.

by Kariem September 19, 2007

shitastic

being the shit, and being fantastic combined. Made up by Babigirl from south warren michigan originally, and now used by multiple people that she has met.

"dude that joke was fucking shitastic"

by valere March 13, 2008

shitastic

A masterpiece of shit

So full of shit its laughable

Fucking Shitastic

Boy: I am smart because i know 2 + 2 = 3

Girl: are you stupid?
Boy: my mom said was special
Girl: riIIight...
Boy: Do you believe i'm special or stupid?
Girl: you're uh.. Special.
Boy: Shitastic!!!!

Me: that whole convo is just Shitastic.....

by Seeker May 16, 2016

shitetastic

Some thing so shit is brilliant

This film is shitetastic

by TeamBarry November 13, 2017

Shitastic

The word you use when you’re just having a fantastic shit

Bob: bro I had a shitastic shit yesterday

Marty: no way bob I’m so happy for you

by Best motherfucker May 24, 2018

Shit-tastic

An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.

"Went to a craw-fish broil; some dog knocked over the broiler. `Twas shit-tastic."
"By shit-tastic, do you mean: 'An event that exceeds your known understanding of bad circumstances.'? That's what I get from the way you say it, anyways."
"Yeah basically."
"Oh, haha, cool. Man, that sucks! What'd you do?"
"Ducked out of there with my girl and her sister's dogs. They didnt knock the shit over, but they were there and I like looking after them."
"Ah that's cool, what breed are they?"
"I don't really know. Like jack russel something. no fucking idea."
"Haha, alright man. Nice chatting."
"yeah no prob. peace dude"
"l8r"

by midinerd April 1, 2019