Shackled My Sherlock 

A form of Cock-Block from a grossly obese female, you were sure would have sex with you.

"Hey Matt did you get with jenaveve?"
"Naw man, she totally shackled my sherlock!"

Shackled My Sherlock by Andy-514 July 23, 2008

No Shit Sherlock 

What you say to know-it-alls when they're being dumbasses.

No shit sherlock.

No Shit Sherlock by Do you want a fucking medal? April 20, 2011

No Shit Sherlock 

Someone who believes they always have the answers, a know-it-all. Usually used to insult that person when they make a stupid insight or just repeat what has already been said. Sherlock being a reference to the literary detective sherlock Holmes.

"We should fix this tire."
"Well, if I were you I'd fix the tire."
"NO SHIT SHERLOCK!"

No Shit Sherlock by c. Wallace May 21, 2004

No shit, sherlock! 

What you say when somebody/something says the obvious.

" Once I was 7 years old--- NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!"

No shit, sherlock! by zuhazana August 4, 2016

john sherlock 

A three foot long turd weighing more than 200 pounds

I hadn't shit in a week so Sunday I took a John Sherlock

john sherlock by Pops3423 August 6, 2017

Mia sherlock 

The most best and prettiest girl there is! she has blonde hair and blue eyes and is the most selfless and flawless girl out there.

Guys look there is mia Sherlock god i wish i was like her

Mia sherlock by Madison_bischa May 28, 2021

no shit sherlock 

used when someone states something very obvious, meaning "well obviously dumbass"

guy 1 - i skipped most of the questions on the exam, i will get a bad mark!!
guy 2 - no shit sherlock

no shit sherlock by jiyeung March 31, 2019