Shlump

Shitty lump

I haven't showered in 3 days, I feel like a real shlump.

by Juju November 11, 2014

Shumped

When you cum on someone (face,mouth,etc.) and the partner wasn't expecting it and in a fit of rage collects the cum in their hand and then slaps the other partner in the face.

After I busted in her mouth she spat it into her hand and shumped me in the face.

by AFROSAMURAI05 May 13, 2016

shrump

Shrimp farts... Farts you get after having sushi

Boy... that sushi gave me the shrumps!

by Rick January 26, 2005

shlumpy

1. the act of getting high, but specifically smoking bud.

2. A state of being high...

Hey man, lets go shlumpy and then get munchies!
Dude, i'm soooo shlumpied right now.

by James May 13, 2005

shlumpy

The German word for whore.

That chick is a sheiza shlumpy. She gets around.

by Oscar Mayer April 22, 2005

Shlumping

almost as gay as fistpumping

BRO! My neck is so sore from shlumping it so hard at that dubstep rave last night

by Shlumperstilzken April 11, 2010

Shlumped

Shlumped means that you are lazy or sleepy or in the long yard have done tons of drugs

sleepy Dude..I was so shlumped last night .
high you are so shlumped

by Goth.boi July 13, 2018