Grime-share

1)
noun-
The mysterious space between the headboard and back of the bed where my cat disappears to during the middle of the night.

2)
noun-
A less than impressive time-share location which is poorly maintained and cared for.

Def 1)

Wife: "Where is Buddah? I can't find her anywhere! I checked her litter pan, the window, and there still is no sign of her!"

Husband: (Shaking food canister) "Oh, there she is! It looks like she was in her grime-share under the bed."

Def 2:

Wife: "Honey, this isn't what the time-share looked like in the brochure!"

Husband: "Time-share?!?!? This s(feces)it looks more like a GRIME-SHARE to me!"

by JasoRobi (buggieblade) May 6, 2008

little T learns to share

A book on sharing by NFL player Terrel Owens. Which is ironic because T.O. never learned how to share.

T.O. wrote a book called little T learns to share.

by Nirvana kicks ass October 20, 2006

Shareen

a princess who loves a man she can never have.

Juliet was just another Shareen.

by my so called fairytale February 4, 2010

shamefuck

The person you're compelled to fuck, even though they're not the hottest/sexiest/smartest or clever or remotely appealing to most people.

The guy is a pig. He's stupid and repulsive. I can't keep my hands off him. I don't know why I want him. He is my shamefuck.

by Fifi Forgetmenott April 24, 2009

share the wealth

Used to express strong desire for something belonging to someone else. Normally used as a cheeky attempt to gain something with little effort

"Those chips look nice - share the wealth!"
"Good one"
"No really - share the wealth NOW!"

by tiddlywinkle March 27, 2005

shameflu

When one becomes so full of shame/embarrassed that they are driven to fake sick or bothered as to avoid interaction with any human being or other creature.

Person 1- Dude, why'd you call in sick? You were fine yesterday...
Person 2- Ahh, last night was horrible! Puking on the hot coworker chick I was about to bang? I've got the shameflu...

by caiteelinn April 7, 2010

Shamefool

A fool of whom which, has no pride; therefore is full of shame.

Man, stop dissing on my mother! Have you no shame. You're such a shamefool.

by Proudfool August 11, 2010