Extra Extra read all about it,
I wanna show ya kinda something new.
Now If your having trouble just getting a boner,
Here's something cool that'll work for you.
It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez,
Some will say that its a bit extreme.
Close your eyes and spread your legs now,
What I'm about to do will make you scream.
You better lube it up cuz it's easier to get it deeper in,
in her hole so she screams
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah woah the Shocker.
It's easy to find chicks that really dig it,
In any city or any town.
You can spot a rookie who's bin using the shocker,
He walks around with a pinky thats brown.
When ya do too much butter sugar,
And your hard meat stick won't stand.
Add your middle finger to a first and little,
and spread the shocker all across the land.
Its time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls,
you will learn this at school.
so pay attention here
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah call the Shocker.
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car,
or do it in the alley right behind the bar.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
YEAH!!
I wanna show ya kinda something new.
Now If your having trouble just getting a boner,
Here's something cool that'll work for you.
It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez,
Some will say that its a bit extreme.
Close your eyes and spread your legs now,
What I'm about to do will make you scream.
You better lube it up cuz it's easier to get it deeper in,
in her hole so she screams
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah woah the Shocker.
It's easy to find chicks that really dig it,
In any city or any town.
You can spot a rookie who's bin using the shocker,
He walks around with a pinky thats brown.
When ya do too much butter sugar,
And your hard meat stick won't stand.
Add your middle finger to a first and little,
and spread the shocker all across the land.
Its time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls,
you will learn this at school.
so pay attention here
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah call the Shocker.
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car,
or do it in the alley right behind the bar.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
YEAH!!
by efle October 17, 2009
Get the shocker mug.The Guy Shocker is the specific position of the fingers used when a guy is relaxing and he has his hands down the front of his pants. The classic position involves a guy with his thumb around or in his belly button and some or all his fingers down below the belt-line and inside his underwear. Comfortable and easy to do.(Not X-rated at all.)
"When I was sitting watching TV the other day, I whipped out the guy shocker and was so comfortable that i fell asleep."
"Girls just can't relate to guys and how we feel about our testicles. They don't understand how comforting it is to give yourself the guy shocker and just relax."
"Girls just can't relate to guys and how we feel about our testicles. They don't understand how comforting it is to give yourself the guy shocker and just relax."
by Dick Keene April 13, 2008
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by pef June 11, 2006
Get the dislexic shocker mug.a humiliation technique of epic proportions made famous by Terrance McCullaugh. It involves one or more of the following:
1. A shuffleboard cue / stick
2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
3. A can of grease
It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.
1. A shuffleboard cue / stick
2. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking a datacenter
3. A can of grease
It can be interpreted as an act of sexual dominance, a physical thrashing, or the fact that someone old enough to play shuffleboard could actually fight pretty well; hence the shock.
You should really respect your elders. Quit playing games or I will come down there and do the shuffleboard shocker on your ass.
by S_ May 28, 2008
Get the Shuffleboard Shocker mug.4 in the pink...2 in the stink. A shocker times two.
Originated, injected, and perfected by Dallas, Texas band Six Point Hollow.
Originated, injected, and perfected by Dallas, Texas band Six Point Hollow.
Pamela Anderson: Can't wait til Ray gives me a Six Point Shocker backstage...
Angelina Jolie: Brad ain't got nothin' on G's nutz and his six point shocker.
Gisele Bundchen: First Mike gave me a honey burst spankin', then I got a six point shocker!! Six Point Holla bitchez!!
Adriana Lima: How 'bout giving me a stix point shocker, Wes?!?
Angelina Jolie: Brad ain't got nothin' on G's nutz and his six point shocker.
Gisele Bundchen: First Mike gave me a honey burst spankin', then I got a six point shocker!! Six Point Holla bitchez!!
Adriana Lima: How 'bout giving me a stix point shocker, Wes?!?
by Beezulbub December 9, 2008
Get the Six Point Shocker mug.Yeah, last night I was giving her the MEGA SHOCKER and now she say she's in love with the kid. So don't be a high school amatuer and use the shocker, real men use the mega-shocker!
"Two were it will fit, one in the shit, thumbing the clit!"
"Two were it will fit, one in the shit, thumbing the clit!"
by MEGA-SHOCKER Rob July 9, 2009
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Jack: Two in the Pink, one in the Stink?
Ennis: No, the Self Shocker. Two 'round the Pole, three in the Hole.
Jack: Two in the Pink, one in the Stink?
Ennis: No, the Self Shocker. Two 'round the Pole, three in the Hole.
by The Self Shocker December 18, 2008
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