soft serve

The act of having horrible fire ass, and spilling out what appears to be a delicoius chocolate twisty.

I drank highlife 40's last night till 3 am.. Got up this morning , tried to fart, and filled my boxers like a waffle cone and softserve!

soft serve by Hank Reed March 1, 2005

Soft Serve

The act of having sex with a flaccid penis

"It doesnt matter that i am impotent. My girlfriend loves it when I give her the soft serve! And it feels better too!!"

Soft Serve by DaboShabba October 2, 2013

Dutch Soft Serve 

When one disposes their fecal matter in another's laundry machine. When one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.The dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.

You're at a party and notice someone's laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. You can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else's/something's fecal matter into the machine. The Dutch Soft Serve.

Dutch Soft Serve by BigG123 November 1, 2010

Soft Serve

When someone shits in your mouth

Dude 1: So what'd you and Sarah do last night?
Dude 2: Soft serve.

Soft Serve by triceratops January 7, 2017

San Diego Soft Serve 

This is when a man pulls out after having intercourse in someone (the recipient) from behind. As he climaxes he shoots his load on the recipients back and places his mouth below the recipient as that individual stands up and lets the load drip into back into load shooter mouth.

He wasn't sure it would be very tasty but he seem to like it when she fed him a San Diego Soft Serve.

San Diego Soft Serve by bigdamo94 September 14, 2008

Self Serve 

The process of using a Self-service check out lane in order to keep a strange purchase secret

guy1: dude i need to shave my ass

guy2: nah dude go self serve some nair its better

Self Serve by blackid April 20, 2008

Seattle Soft Serve

Defined by sticking an index finger in someones colon during defecation and rotating your fingers so that the fecal matter comes out soft like soft serve ice cream and placing it on the face or chest but doesn't occur unless your in Seattle.

1) Dude, you just got served some soft serve

2) Dude what the fucks on my face?

3) I want some of your SSS in my face

4) I like some Seattle soft serve on a hot day

Seattle Soft Serve by Seattle soft server July 10, 2010