up to scratch

As good as expected or needed; good enough

His performance wasn't up to scratch.

by Shirifa June 9, 2018

secret

information u tell someone when u want it to become public knowledge by morning

by hmmm August 16, 2003

pork scratchings

pork rinds they make in the "black country", in the west midlands, places like woverhampton, walsall n wednesbury n cannock,
you can get em from the butchers and the pubs!

john: gerrus a bagga pork scratchings aer kid
Jimmy: arr will do, goowin down the pub later, aye i
john: tah

by paul hinton December 28, 2005

scratch and sniff

Any person who tries to sneak a sniff after allowing their hand to remain either in their pants or in the crotch region.

"Scratch and sniff is at it again"

by Sam March 3, 2005

secret squirrel

secret agents such as CIA, FBI, ATF, etc. Undercover police officer.

runnin from secret squirrel

by Tom Max November 13, 2003

African Booty Scratcher

A simple crack with no literal definition, it's merits are only how funny and stupid it sounds. And there is no comeback after you have been called an African Bootyscratcher, just walk away and live another day.

And yo momma got big ashy lips, ya African Booty Scratcher!

by Thundertyrant March 20, 2016

Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch you!

This is a meme that I recently started to see around a few sites, but has probably been around for a while.

I found that it's from the intro to a cat hentai game called "Neko Kawai Gari". Needless to say, this intro is very weird, and features what sounds like a young Japanese girl singing a song over pictures of hentai cat girls.

One of the lines in this song is "Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch yooooou!"

You may praise a tail. You may touch my striped back. Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch you! Nya Nya, she's a spectacled persian cat.

by deathwish124 May 18, 2009