crumbles

(n)Small, hard particles that come from blackheads and pores, extracted by firmly rubbing the face.

I saw the girl by the grill rubbing her face for crumbles, and I hoped she wasn't going to handle my burger.

by heptune August 31, 2008

Scrumble

(Noun) A mushy substance found in the drain cover of your sink after you wash the dishes. It is usually brown and found in small round chunks. (plural-Scrumbles)

I washed my dishes and saw all of the wet scrumbles sitting in the drain filter.

by MpegEVIL May 1, 2011

Scrubbled Eggs

Having Scrubbled Eggs is the act of having sex with a women; but before having intercourse placing a freshly made, sunny side up fried egg on her vagina. In order to successfully have Scrubbled Eggs, you must place your Penis directly through the egg yolk, and into the vagina.

No, I am sorry baby, but you can have Scrubbled Eggs and Ketchup because I am on the rags.

by greasemonkey131 February 19, 2011

mind scrambler

Giving a girl 7 orgasms in under 5 minutes causing her mind to become jumbled (scrambled)
Results in an inability to walk, move or think clearly for a few minutes

(after sex)
J: "My mind feels all scrambled"
"That's because I gave you a mind scrambler"

by zgz August 23, 2008

Pig Scramble

In a club, at the end of a night when the lights go on and all the remaining fat ugly girls scramble to find a guy that is drunk enough to bring them home

Kirkland Lake Guy One: "Dude, did you participate in the pig scramble?"

Kirkland Lake Guy Two: "Yeah, my girl was at least 250. I slayed that dragon".

by Pathogens January 5, 2009

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Literally it means thats how it goes. thats what happens.

That's the way the cookie crumbles, get the hell over it.

by Raven May 28, 2004

5-0 scramble

its when your doing something illegal and the cops come and you run away you have to yell it though

oh shit 5-0 scramble!!!

by hey what r u eating April 30, 2005