scrooge

A really cool guy, before he went on an acid trip which caused him to see three hallucinations and turn into a pussy.

At least Scrooge knew that Christmas was a sham.

Bah Humbug!

by AYB March 13, 2003

scroogey

Unwilling to give or spend, usually by a selfish person

She filed for a repair quote? What a little scroogey, as if she needed that money, with her big fancy estate

by Wuhyun November 16, 2015

Scrooged

(N.) When you get insanely drunk on Christmas with your fam.

Dude... Mary is sooo scrooged.

I'm gonna get so scrooged this Christmas.

by BreakingBlonde December 25, 2016

Cock Scrooge

A man who won't give sex with anybody, no matter how badly they want it. He will often take sex as long as it is handed to him easily, but he will never try to convince anyone else to have sex with him.

Jake never tries to get sex, what a lazy cock scrooge!

by DM692 January 5, 2010

scrooge

what you say to laugh at someone when they do something embarassing.

person 1:(falls and rips pants, revealing really small schlong.)

person 2: ha! scrooge!

by Aaron Kim July 21, 2006

scrooched

Fired upon with a scrooch-gun, as wielded by Gidney and Cloyd (moonmen from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon).

by john smith September 18, 2003

Scroof

An injury to the testacles. Usually a result of the application of upward force to the area.

I got scroofed by the park bench.

by Swrill September 4, 2016