scrotodynamics

The study and application of the physics behind the action, use, and movement of the scrotum. A new and hopefully fast spreading application of science to be used in the aid of both athletic and non athletic use. Made up by Torbjorn at Pennsic 38

"Dude, why you walking like that?"
"I just got a new cup, the scrotodynamics were wrong and it chafed."
"Bummer."

or

"Due to scrotodynamics, we now know that you have to receive a vasectomy if you want to remain able to walk Mr. Bob"

by Zoharthefighter August 25, 2009

Scrotom Sack

one who's face/head resembles a male scrotom

"man that kids face is so pale, if you threw water on his face he'd look like a scrotom sack

by crazyraaaaab March 14, 2011

Scrotomitten

Mitten for the ball sack to keep it warm and prevents sweaty balls

I have a scrotomitten on and its so warm

by WebsterMandawg October 1, 2011

scrotom heater

A small portable accessory usually found at kmart. It is operated by turning the nob on the side a few degees clockwise and attaching it to scrotom via the metal clips that come included in the packaging

Hey John can i borrow your scrotom heater because i really need to jerk it to blues clues porn and i havent any blanket so my scrotes gets quite chilly oh and those spongebob nipple clamps too for my anus

by fuck this i wanna jerk it February 25, 2014

Scrotoil

A physiological or psychological term defining the act of "recoil" or "retraction", reminiscent of a cold scrotum

When she smelled his pungent duck butter she scrotoiled in disgust.

by RhubarbCheese January 26, 2018

Scrotograph

A tastefully captured photograph of one’s scrotum. Meant as a sort of a “sack selfie” usually sent via social media in the form of a DM. One will most commonly stretch the scrotum over their wrist mimicking a watch to make it appear more veiny and oblong.

That scrotograph Karl sent is very lovely 😊

by Zballs July 9, 2018

Scrooter

The area of skin between the scrotum and anus, or vagina and anus. See also "choad" and "gooch".

Mens scrooters are bigger than womens (usually).

by Parallax August 5, 2003