Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

I just upgraded to OSX Lion 10.7, I own a normal fucking mouse (Intellimouse), not some "magic-harry-potter" mouse, and I hate invented scrolling - in fact, trouble is that I cannot find a way to change it.

When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.

So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?

Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!

Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!

How can I remove inverted scrolling in OSX Lion with a normal (NO MAGIC MOUSE) mouse? Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

by A very mad Apple-buyer. July 27, 2011

Scroting

The act of pulling your scrotum out through the zipper of one's pants, and proceeding to show your friends in a public setting without being caught by bystanders.

Dude quit scroting, the flight attendant just saw your balls.

by Scrote Master November 18, 2009

scropping

(verb)
the act of dropping objects on your scrotum

Jimbo: What did you do last night, James
James: a lot of scropping... I actually scroped a dresser
Jimbo: quite impressive

by Patioprimapes May 11, 2010

Scroogin'

Detesting Christmas, and all its related cheer.

Hey man, what are you up to for Christmas?

Scroogin'... alone.

Wow. what an asshole.

by scroogemcduck December 28, 2011

scooning it

1. to strategically retreat from a situation when it backfires.

Pete: hey bro let's go holdup the 7/11
you: yeah bro
Pete robs the 7/11 and hears police sirens
Pete: bro we should start scooning it aye
You: yeah mate, time to bounce

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 26, 2017

Schooting

A school shooting- A "short hand version" of the two words, condensed into one word since school shooting are becoming all too common in the USA.

There has been another schooting.

by JayyTheOrc May 6, 2018

scooping

When a chick secretly takes the cum from a used condom and smears it in her pussy to try and have an unsuspecting guy's baby. (The condom could have been used on her or on some other girl.)

No way that skank could be pregnant. Hell, I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick. She must have been scooping the baby batter from her room mate's trash.

by Spewart May 6, 2006