scramble my eggs

A man who is having, has had, or will have his testicles sucked, licked, or otherwise manipulated orally.

Jeanna: Max, could you give me a ride to town?

Max: Sure - but first you gotta scramble my eggs!

Jeanna: OK!

Max: But that ain't all - first you gotta scramble my fuckin' eggs, then you gotta toss my salad, suck my dick, swallow my yolk, and then french kiss me - in that order!

by Dymond D March 8, 2009

scrambled

Crazy, off the chain.

This shit is scrambled yo!

by Marco Garcia May 1, 2005

Scramble

If a person drops money by accident and someone else shouts SCRAMBLE! then the money can be picked up by the first person who gets it, thus making it that person money.

Michael dropped his change while attempting to take it out of his wallet, when they hit the floor Kyle shouted scramble! and picked up some of his money.

by Acedbro June 4, 2018

scrambled eggs

In Hockey when a player lays someone out so hard that the person who got hit doesn't know where he is, can't skate, can't think, but still tries to go on with the game. As seen in the NHL when Darcy Tucker hit Sami Kapanen.

Tom:Wow he got bundled!
Dave:That was way more than bundled, that's scrambled eggs right there!

by TheCoolFool December 22, 2008

Greek scramble

a writhing mass of hirsute men, slick with santorum, fornicating on a bear-skin rug

"That party at Brad and Cyril's place started with canapés and ended in a Greek scramble"

by Biska September 14, 2008

Scrambled eggs with ketchup

A very good combination (along with syrup) eaten by most people who will probably deny it when asked in public in front of others because it is associated with lower class people (particularly white trash) and sounds gross.

Me: I love scrambled eggs with ketchup. I'm telling you those rich folks don't know what they're missing!

by manipulativefemmefatale August 17, 2009

dennys dirty scramble

After leaving the titty bar you stop at Dennys have breakfast and end up taking home the waitress for some doggy style sex and you barf up your eggs on her ass.

Troy told me that he had a dennys dirty scramble saturday night.

by Budzio November 5, 2008