Scott

An asshole you thinks he knows everything but in reality is a COW = Cock on Wheels...

Dude, did you see how that jerk-off made a fool of himself the other night?

Yeah man, he's such a Scott

by King of You Insects February 8, 2010

Scott

Scott is most often defined as a limp wristed, pillow biting, ass pirate. Usually found cruising the bathrooms of the campus, hoping to find a strange and hopefully uncircumcised dick to smoke due to the fact that his sphincter no longer works which causes him to wear diapers that make having anonymous anal sex rather dificult. He is rumored to have swallowed more loads of salty semen than his mother has. Hard to believe but true.

Dude, did you see that jizz juggler Scott the closeted HOMO faggot in the last stall tapping his foot, trying to entice the fat jock drop out frat boys into letting them tickle his tonsils ??

by the jester of all jesters February 14, 2010

Scott

Scott, if you meet one you will soon realize they are the biggest asshole you'll ever meet in all of your life. Dear Scott, you're a fucking cunt on a stick That's all I have to say about that ...

Man 1: " you know Scott?"
Man 2:"you mean that asshole who acts like a cunt stick?"

by Gasped August 14, 2017

Scott

A total douche. Someone who’s sole purpose on this earth is to be a deterrent in other’s pursuit of happiness. Lacks intelligence, but is quick to bust someone’s balls over something highly unimportant. Ex: wearing a hat, holding someone’s hand, going too fast out of a parking lot, Etc. Gets paid way to much money to do his/her job, but still acts like a total hardass.

Why did y’all have to work so long?

- idk, my boss was being a total Scott

by mommyjobe March 19, 2019

Scott

A man or boy that would rather look at chimneys than talk to you. A right cunt.

He's a right fucking ignorant Scott.

by Lego Head January 21, 2019

Scott

Scott, the one that’s usually an asshole. He usually works at Lowe’s home improvement and has no manners. He curses like a sailor while getting raped in the ass. He has an incredibly small penis as well.

Do you see Scott over there??? He has the worst attitude.. Also I heard he has a small peen.

by the man with the big peen June 26, 2019

Scott

constant rain so you tuck yourself in safe and warm and listen to Scott throw random roasts at you. He says it makes him feel like hes at the wheel. Also its his way of balancing out my "exuberant confidence level" (Scott). Easy, Tiger.

Hey Scott. I feel so sad, i thought i'd lay down with you and listen to your "emotional input"
Wanna cuddle?

by Krkič November 13, 2019