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Scott

An asshole you thinks he knows everything but in reality is a COW = Cock on Wheels...
Dude, did you see how that jerk-off made a fool of himself the other night?

Yeah man, he's such a Scott
by King of You Insects February 8, 2010
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Scott

Scott is most often defined as a limp wristed, pillow biting, ass pirate. Usually found cruising the bathrooms of the campus, hoping to find a strange and hopefully uncircumcised dick to smoke due to the fact that his sphincter no longer works which causes him to wear diapers that make having anonymous anal sex rather dificult. He is rumored to have swallowed more loads of salty semen than his mother has. Hard to believe but true.
Dude, did you see that jizz juggler Scott the closeted HOMO faggot in the last stall tapping his foot, trying to entice the fat jock drop out frat boys into letting them tickle his tonsils ??
by the jester of all jesters February 14, 2010
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Scott

constant rain so you tuck yourself in safe and warm and listen to Scott throw random roasts at you. He says it makes him feel like hes at the wheel. Also its his way of balancing out my "exuberant confidence level" (Scott). Easy, Tiger.
Hey Scott. I feel so sad, i thought i'd lay down with you and listen to your "emotional input"
Wanna cuddle?
by Krkič November 13, 2019
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Scott

Scott all the Scotts I know are salty ass people and typically are selfish and self centered bruhaps also a hypocrite hey if you didn’t know well now you know
by Kirai July 3, 2020
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Scott

Scott, the one that’s usually an asshole. He usually works at Lowe’s home improvement and has no manners. He curses like a sailor while getting raped in the ass. He has an incredibly small penis as well.
Do you see Scott over there??? He has the worst attitude.. Also I heard he has a small peen.
by the man with the big peen June 26, 2019
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Scott

I dumb ass person that has no life and lives in a dumpster. also whats to kill them selfs because they want to meet God.
by Marco Royce October 30, 2017
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Scott

A dumb bitch ass kid in your school who thinks he is the shit, but he ain't. He is a nobody who gives it all he has to be popular. Brown hair short bitch who wants attention. He will pretend to be depressed, but isn't. he will cut, joke, threaten, even """""commit suicide""""", but wont get attention. But when he does... oh shit.
"uh oh, there is the attention hog Scott."
by Y33TH03 November 3, 2019
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