Someone who says something racist, and when they receive backlash, they take it back and say it is "just a joke"
Schrödinger's Bigot: "All black people should die"
Other person: "What is your problem man, that's screwed up"
Schrödinger's Bigot: "It's just a joke dude chill out"
Other person: "You are being a Schrödinger's Bigot"
Other person: "What is your problem man, that's screwed up"
Schrödinger's Bigot: "It's just a joke dude chill out"
Other person: "You are being a Schrödinger's Bigot"
by BeadyBell July 1, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Bigotmug. When your out to most people but have enough plausible deniability to stay out of deep shit when the conservative relatives come for Thanksgiving
by Ur_Mom_Gae May 13, 2020
Get the Schrödinger’s Closetmug. Schrödinger's Sexuality: Demi-Bisexual, it means that the person in question is half Bisexual which in turn denotes that they are either a Homosexual or Heterosexual but nobody knows if they just say that they're Demi-Bisexual.
I'm Demi-Bisexual. (Meaning that he is either Heterosexual or Homosexual, but you don't know. That's what makes it Schrödinger's Sexuality)
by Thyvapid May 24, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Sexualitymug. The waiting time between getting a Covid-19 test and receiving results when you must be in isolation.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I have the sniffles so I got a Covid test yesterday and haven't gotten the results yet. It feels like I have Schrödinger's Covid.
by Jen X December 21, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Covidmug. A guy who instigates arguments and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.
Beware of Aaron, he's a known Schrödinger's Instigator! He'll bait you into arguing about wheels and doors.
by saerxm June 19, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Instigatormug. An incompetent, pathetic teacher who is also somehow a powerful, dangerous Svengali capable of brainwashing young people in 50 mins. MWF and yet still incapable of getting students to do the reading or turn in assignments on time.
I am Schrödinger's lecturer; conservatives believe I can brainwash their children into becoming liberals, but also that I am incompetent and unworthy of a living wage, having to make do with less than $20,000 a year.
by fauxpow August 22, 2019
Get the schrödinger's lecturermug. When the body, eyes, hair, and voice are all top-notch, but they're wearing a face mask and you can't tell if the face is a train wreck or not.
The medical assistant I had take my information at the doctor's office looked and sounded hot as fuck, but definitely was a Schrödinger's Butterface situation.
by SnowBack October 14, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Butterfacemug.