Schmegma 

The cheese located under the hood of a womans clitoris!

On the first lick a large hunk of schmegma stuck to the roof of my mouth!

Schmegma by P8Riot4Evr June 26, 2015

Schmeaded 

A general word used to describe a multitude of things that defy explanation. Can be a noun, pronoun, verb, adverb, adjective. Use is similar to Smurf from the 80's hit cartoon show The Smurf's. Can also be used in various forms ala schmeading, smeaded, smeading, schmeader, etc.

Dude you've just been schmeaded!

Schmeaded by MPREZYA September 25, 2005

schmecklemans 

A word describing when plastic bags cut into your hands while carrying your shopping.

david was carrying his shopping home. He turns to brenda with a look of pain in his eyes and says, ''Iv got a bad case of schmecklemans''

schmecklemans by tommy turnbuckle November 30, 2010

schmeglie

a little piece of dirt that is not supposed to be where it is.

there's a schmeglie in my drink.

schmeglie by grunge_child June 24, 2005

schmegged 

The hit before an amount of marijuana is completely finished.

When smoking marijuana, there's always one hit before it's cashed. instead of saying "I think it's done, but I'm not sure, you try it" just say "It's schmegged" instead.

schmegged by padge December 2, 2005

Schmegeggles 

This means being smashed or hammered after drinking. However, you have to be the fun kind of drunk to be schmegeggled. If you are any other type of drunk you are not schmegeggled. Schmegeg(s) for short and Schmegeggled or Schmegegged for past tense.

Thomas is sitting on my bed with his dick out, eyes closed, talking to himself about Four Lokos. Schmegeggles? No. Not Schmegegs. When the T-cock disappears, we'll talk.

Schmegeggles by bossmastaboss September 24, 2010

schmedium 

The size between small and medium.

"Can I get that shirt in a Schmedium?"

schmedium by Justeezy January 7, 2008