schemo

Any person male or female who partakes in terrorising the public by drinking on street corners, having public sex, stealing clothing from washing lines, troubling public transport.

see ned, jippo, chav, spide etc.

That little wanker liam fitzgerald is a true schemo.

by bumbait September 2, 2006

Schimpfarian

A high class member of the whales at sea world. This specific classification of whale has a endless pit called the stomach. The favorite food of the whale is the sea biscuit. Sometimes for fun this whale enjoys farming. It is know that when the whale bounces the ball on its head it loses the majority of its knowledge, so it has to be re-taught all its tricks. This species of whale was known to walk on earth before humans were around. This whale is on the smaller scale in size, but is very fatty from the food it consumes. The trainer of this whale is of the highest quality that one could find in the nasty nati.

"The schimpfarian jumped through the air souring above the fiery ring that it gracefully whizzed through like a young whipper snapper."

"The schimpfarian blew a very high spike of water through its blow hole after preforming its 'Hippy Hula Hoop' routine."

by tricky Lil Ricky January 18, 2012

Scheme

v.
1) subvert or undermine one's authority
2) devise an evil and or heartless plan of deception

n.
1) someone or something that subverts or undermines one's authority
2) a shady/creepy person

I'm pretty sure Bobby could win the Scheme Olympics for following Betty after school everyday.

And the title for Top Scheme goes to...(drum roll)...one by the name of Michael Jackson!

by Doctor Scheme December 28, 2013

Schem

A man who over indulges in sex, alcohol, weed, cigarettes, pussy, cocaine, bitches and herion. Usually associated with Call of Duty and Hair straightners. They eat too much shit every lunch time aswell.

"hey man"
"what u been doing"
"nuffin much just being SCHEMMMMM"

by ARTHUR G September 2, 2013

scheming

When a guy is hitting on a girl.

He thought she was hot, so he started scheming on her at the club.

by Julie Johnson September 22, 2010

Schlemp

A dickass

Sean Mclaughlin is such a fucking schlemp dude. He's the kind of guy to carry around a pocket constitution just to feel smug.

by Ryles234 November 15, 2018

Shemp

Next to Curly, the funniest stooge.

Shemp shoulda kicked Moe's ass for all the shit he did to him. You DO NOT let a grown ass man hit you over the head with a 2x4 and do nothing! Moe had an ass whompin' comin for dat!

by sexie chocolate September 28, 2004