Deposit Return Scheme

The act of shitting into a bottle and returning it to the deposit Return machine for 25c

I just deposit return schemed. It wasn't easy shitting into the neck of a bottle but then I cut in half and then glued back together after I'd defecated

by V falls December 28, 2024

scheme

When two people are involved in an activity that only boyfriends and girlfriends would usually do. Often involves some form of sexual activity. Usually it is no strings attached, but in rare cases may lead to a relationship.

1: Yeah, Nick and Emma love to scheme.

by http.lindsay November 16, 2017

Scheming

When teenagers gather and secretly plot to do goon shit to get money for weed, video games, drinks, or cheetos.

We smoked a joint and then me and the boys were scheming at the crib.

by Operation kwas August 12, 2022

Scheme barbie

A Dirty Blonde Council Estate Women , Who Would Sleep With Anyone Usually Has A Big Pair Of Council Lips To Go With The Look , Usually Filth

Look At The Scheme Barbie Probably Wants Her Cunt Licked

by Cunted March 1, 2023

Scheme Wain

Someone who has lived in a Council estate their whole life.

Victor is a scheme wain he’s never moved out of here his entire life.

by Raminjamin May 19, 2018

Scheming for Seman

A girl/guy who is on a mission to get laid by any means necessary

Guy 1: Hey I think you have a good chance getting with Rebecca tonight

Guy 2: What makes you think that?
Guy 1: She is scheming for seman bro, she will get with anyone

by Dog gone snoop February 27, 2020

Scheme cousins

(Scottish, Irish) The parents of delinquent children who commit constant criminal antisocial behaviour.

That family up the street, their mother and father refuse to do anything about their kids launching dog shite at the number 14 bus from the big bridge. Sometimes i wonder if they are actually inbred, like scheme cousins.

by Joe Smiff May 14, 2024