satchel

a bag of contraband

How am I gonna get a satchel on such short notice before the party!?

by Dylanger April 20, 2006

satellite

A hot chick's less desireable freinds. They may be fat, ugly, or just mean. Satellites are much easier to pick up than the actual hottie, but you may not admit to it tomorrow.

Hey, look at that hot chick and her four satellites; two fatties, a "butter face" and a b1tch.

by satellite July 1, 2005

Satchel

1) a man–purse
2) a skinny 10 year old ginger boy who crowd-surfs at concerts

"there goes satchel wow look at that swagger"

by bethannswagmoney March 7, 2015

golden satchel

when someone pees on your ball sack

joey has been given a golden satchel by carol the lunch lady

by corey July 18, 2004

satellite

The condition of being so high and/or drunk that one cannot function normally. The state of being affected by one or more psychoactive drugs.

My friends and I are about to roll up a joint and get satellite.

I'm so satellite I could eat a star.

by double digits 70 March 31, 2009

Satchel

A female's ass.

Woah, check out that girl's satchel!

by crazycooldudewhat June 1, 2009

Satellite

To be "out of this world" or awesome

Dude 1: "Dude, i just won the lottery! I can finally quit my job!"
Dude 2: "Dude, that's so satellite!"

by Sir Harry Baals October 8, 2011