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satanist

I'm a satanist, so I consider myself religious, even though I don't believe in a God. (I don't care who you are, that's funny right there. If you can't laugh at that, then you need to get on up outta here, cuz that is funny. That's funny.)
by Dave1983 September 28, 2005
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Satanist got his ass kicked for being such an retard.
by dhoy September 16, 2007
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satanist

Historically, satanists really were people who believed in Satan. They thought that he would grant them powers that allwed them to do "what ever they wanted".
Today, satanists are those who admire tonly them-selves and think that they are the only ones who are praise worthy for their "unique" being and the world revolves around them.
-Today's "satanists" are actually very simple and close-minded people who worship egoïsm and egocentrism.
(If those people had money, they would be called "capitalists", but alas, since they are poor, they are often confonded with "anarchists")- think about that one.
-Historical reference: see "Louis XIV", also defined in this dictionary.
I personnoly do not believe in God or Satan. I believe in the Light. For that is real and without it no life is possible.
-Everyone ows his/her existance to It. (reference in this dictinary as well0
also see "Life" and "Death"
by Axis October 4, 2004
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Agnostic-Satanist

In other words, a complete moron.
by Killing Kittens November 16, 2004
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satanismyshugardaddy666

They are an awsome person also he is better then u<3
Do u know @garfield_on_st3reoids best friend?
U mean @satanismyshugardaddy666?
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satanism

LaVeyan Satanism = goth Atheism

It's adherents play Halloween 365 days a year!

Like normal atheists they are an anti-Christian hate group.

Setian Satanists = admit to worshiping Satan and make no bones about it.
In short they're all a bunch of fuckin sick,twisted ass freaks!
by y'all are fucked up February 27, 2005
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Satans Dandruff

Tim: Its snowing outside guys!

John: I fucking hate Satans dandruff. Now I have to go plow!
by shadow44_z December 25, 2008
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