sat on my hat

Where you try to give yourself anal because of your long shlong

Bro I got so drunk I "sat on my hat" last night!

by Wisegrandma666 August 28, 2019

SATs

A series of tests done in Year 6 in England.

Person 1: Hey how SATs revision going?
Person 2: REVISION?!?!?!?!?

by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 28, 2022

LORD SAT

The most handsome, charming boy you will ever meet. He is not only handsome and charming yet he is also tall, athletic and smart. He is the definition of God, he gets all the girls. He also gets teachers to fall in love with him. Plus he is always team greenzone!!!!

Do you pray to God? No I pray to my lord sat.

by hisuphellohiagain March 16, 2021

Plan-A-Sat

a term usually used as a command or an action. to Plan-A-Sat is to make plans for a saturday, usually with girls. generally at a place of mass socializing. such as the mall, the movies, or whatever your in to

Bob: Man that Girl Kara is mighty hot.
James: Yea, id like to chill with her friend Ali too, wanna Plan-A-Sat?

by James Derrick July 25, 2007

sat

stupid

sat is stupid and has bad opinions

by Magteusz February 16, 2022

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

SATS

A torture device that college students need to use. (It's really just a hard test)

Jimmy: Why are you sad, man?
Tom: I had to take the SATS.
Jimmy: I know how you feel.

by SuperDuckwithpucks April 1, 2019