the old guy who
:roots ya mum
:pretend to let little kiddies sit on his lap at the shoppin centre
:leaves some shit on you lawn in the mornin
:takes the last bit of milk and cookie when you wanted em
:roots ya mum
:pretend to let little kiddies sit on his lap at the shoppin centre
:leaves some shit on you lawn in the mornin
:takes the last bit of milk and cookie when you wanted em
santa "ho ho ho"
your mum "im not a ho but ill fuck ay anyways"
santa "oh jolly i want to take a dump in your sack"
your mum "im not a ho but ill fuck ay anyways"
santa "oh jolly i want to take a dump in your sack"
by busted boy November 12, 2004
santa....hes the meany bofeany that tells u to ask for something and never gets u the exact thing that u want and then acuses u of bein bad and gives u a lump of coal instead. no one even likes him there all like get away fat man....
like when u ask for a bike and he gives u a bloody pair of sox nd ur all like i asked for a bike... and then ur all like wheres my fukin bike then hes all like hohoho nd ur like u said wat nw?????? fuk u santa what the fuk is ur problem and then u chuk a brik at his head and he sqaushes rudolf nd ur like all crying coz rudolfs dead and ur like all watd rudolf ever do to u!!!
by santas a dik May 07, 2006
worlds biggest lie told to children to get them to behave except for God. though this lie is not nearly as effective as god as all children eventualy realise that Santa doesn't exist at some stage while man simpletons continue there lives still convinced that the devine lord is with them always.
by Aaron February 04, 2005
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by Alex4436745745 August 28, 2006
me( 5 yrs old ): hi santa.
parent: im not santa
me: fuk u ( i shoot parent and take gifts )
parent: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
parent: im not santa
me: fuk u ( i shoot parent and take gifts )
parent: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by HUMPFACE April 24, 2008