make me a sammich bitch mentality
The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
by Carson Myers March 3, 2007
Get the make me a sammich bitch mentality mug.not to be mistaken for sammich or sandwich a samich is the word understood by women for when her man wants a manwich
guy1: im hungry
Guy2: yea i could go for a manwich
Guy2: women come here
women: yes higher speices
Guy2: go fetch me and guy1 a samich now
women :yes straight away
Guy2: yea i could go for a manwich
Guy2: women come here
women: yes higher speices
Guy2: go fetch me and guy1 a samich now
women :yes straight away
by shifty1 August 25, 2010
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DESCRIPTION OF A SANWICHON
Boiled Chicken Breasts Salad Sandwich with all of the edges removed. The sanwichon is triple stacked with bread, cream chease filling, chicken salad, bread, cream cheese filling, bread. The Salad ingredients are White Onion, Shredded Carrots, Chopped Celery
Mayo, Mango Slices, Seasoned With Sea Salt & Fresh Ground Pepper.
Once the sanwichon is stacked, it is completely covered on all sides like frosting on a cake with a delicious
Cream Cheese, Sour Cream & Mango frosting all topped with chopped pecans & sliced Chile Poblano Pepper strips.
Sanwichon is cut into bread size slices and usually served with chips or something salty and crispy to help compliment
it's attributes.
Big Sandwich
DESCRIPTION OF A SANWICHON
Boiled Chicken Breasts Salad Sandwich with all of the edges removed. The sanwichon is triple stacked with bread, cream chease filling, chicken salad, bread, cream cheese filling, bread. The Salad ingredients are White Onion, Shredded Carrots, Chopped Celery
Mayo, Mango Slices, Seasoned With Sea Salt & Fresh Ground Pepper.
Once the sanwichon is stacked, it is completely covered on all sides like frosting on a cake with a delicious
Cream Cheese, Sour Cream & Mango frosting all topped with chopped pecans & sliced Chile Poblano Pepper strips.
Sanwichon is cut into bread size slices and usually served with chips or something salty and crispy to help compliment
it's attributes.
What are they serving at the party, I hope it's sanwichon.
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It's like the ultimate Mexican meal in a sandwich, really!!!
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It's like the ultimate Mexican meal in a sandwich, really!!!
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I just used some expensive left over ingredients to create the greatest sammich in the world! *mwah ha ha*
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Used to apply more pressure to achieve a tighter feel for both parties. Usually the female is Samawiched but can be used for gay couples as well.
Used to apply more pressure to achieve a tighter feel for both parties. Usually the female is Samawiched but can be used for gay couples as well.
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Samich is a very talented girl she usually knows how to play musical instruments like the ukelele or the piano and plays them very well. Samich also makes for a very great girlfriend or just a friend in general! If you know a Samich you should consider yourself super lucky. Samich is the sweetest most gorgeous person you'll ever know!
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Thanks for taking the picture Samich its super good!
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