sadult

An adult who genuinely just fucking hates life.

It's hard not to be a sadult with how shit 2020 is going.

by incredibly_sad July 3, 2020

He said, and I quote

A longer version of quoting of a person's saying. People frequently uses this mostly because they liked what the person said. Most of the people uses He/She said, but this is just a longer version. Mostly used in books, etc.

He said, and I quote: "Damn! The pizza is too hot!"
She said, and I quote: "I SHIT YOU NOT"

by wildchildOWO April 8, 2017

bro said he knew a spot

A phrase used for recognition of a friend, accomplice, or close companion for knowing of a “spot”/location (usually somewhere hidden; concealed) where 2 or more people can meet up to get “high” off of a controlled substance(s).

This “spot” is usually far outdoors, has a good view, is typically isolated from the public and isn’t known of by many people. This “spot” can also consist of being in abandoned buildings, homes, etc.

Man I really wanna hit a joint rn
Aye it’s fine bro said he knew a spot remember?

by Stanford_University August 7, 2022

said no one ever

A phrase used to fervently punctuate the ridiculousness of any statement preceding it.

The horrendous pain my fibroid tumors have me in when I get my period is all worth it so that at the end of the day I can say I braved it like a real woman, said no one ever.

by illadelphiajones June 2, 2013

As the actress said to the bishop

Meaning the same thing as the American phrase "that's what she said," the phrase "as the actress said to the bishop," or "said the actress to the bishop," originates from England probably around the time of World War II. The words are a catchphrase that is used to change a seemingly (and most likely intended to be) innocent statement into a perverted joke.

"Put it in the other one!"
"...As the actress said to the bishop."

by Ska Killer April 24, 2009

thats what she said

to make something innocent sound sexual

boy: my toe is hanging out of my shoe
boy #2 well put it back in
boy: thats what she said

by Shadow the demonslayer November 1, 2007

that's what he said

Just like that's what she said, exept what a guy would say.

Bob: I could really use a hand.
Tod: That's what he said.

Julie: Betcha can't stick that whole lolly-pop in your mouth.
Emily: That's what he said.

by whatserface December 29, 2008