Soffocotto

Italian slang for blowjob.

Generally used in Nord Italia.

Claudia mi ha fatto un soffocotto.

Laura gave me a blowjob.

by CiceX January 13, 2010

Salford Online

Salford Online is a State Sponsored News website in the Republic of Salford. Similar to it's Sister website in North Korea, the site always sticks to the Labour Party line or the propaganda spouted by the Führer, Heil Ian Stewart.

You read Salford online John? Nah, it's Shite.

by Ottewell November 29, 2013

sanforded it up

When you fuck something up beyond repair. A normal person is capable of doing said task without issue but not you. Named after the legendary "sticks of fury."

I thought if I sent you on that detail you would be okay but you really Sanforded It Up!

by kingaling07 August 15, 2016

salford face lift

Hair pulled so tight into a pony tail, that it instantly lifts the face, thus reducing wrinkles.

Hey our kid...did you see Tasha the other day? She looked ten years younger. Must be her Salford Face Lift.

by JamButty June 30, 2017

saffrick

musty

Dang, this couch is smelling saffrick!

by avril southerner August 2, 2019

saffatarian

A vegetarian/vegan who will ONLY eat meat if it involves South African food.

E.g. Biltong, boerewors • Melktert, etc.

‘Hey did you want a sausage roll?’

‘No thanks, I am a saffatarian.’
‘Oh... did you want some Biltong?’

‘Yes!’

by Skrelly September 18, 2019

Saffff

Slang term for sad in England

I want food saffff

by Krackhead but I don't do crack December 26, 2019