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Hung as Stuart Little

When you wake up in the morning and you are just simply hung like Stuart Little. It is essentially accepting defeat the morning after a night out consuming alcoholic beverages with the boys. Being hung like Stuart Little is probably one of the worst things possible and I do not wish it on my worst enemy.
Chad: Yo Brad, what the fuck happened last night?
Brad: Bro I don't even know, I'm as hung as Stuart Little.
by Beach a HolicXx August 5, 2022
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Stuart Bright

"Stuart Bright was with Robert again today"
by StirlingBrightIsGay2 February 9, 2020
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Stuart

A stuart: noun another term for a peadophile not usually very nice and own the shack with Ben the dog the sworn oath owner
#1 yo rked some Stuart followed me last night

Guy #2 did he take you to the shack
by Rstephenbro July 22, 2019
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Stuart Poppadom

Stuart Poppadom is a bit within Nevnation, which later spread across various social media platforms.
"Any Stuart Poppadoms in the chat?"
by CarlPoppadom December 17, 2025
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Stuart

A handsome man that not only knows his way around the kitchen but knows his way around in the sack. He’s quite handy with tools and can stack the dimes when welding. He has a swagger when walking due to his catch of the day trophy trouser trout.
I’d let that Stuart take me fishing without a lake any day.
by Baja Stu November 23, 2021
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Stuart butchers

A nob gobbling cock swabbler! A man who can fit more cocks in his mouth than all pornstars combined! An arsehole like the channel tunnel and a throat to match!
Fuck me Stuart butchers is a stinker nob gobbling cock swabbler!

Stuart Butchers fucks slot of men
by The conch shell November 23, 2018
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stuart morris

a literal L, you cannot get worse than this repulsive little prick (little because his knob does not exceed the length of 3 inches)
fucking hell man stuart morris literally gets NO bitches
by kdog4lyfe April 13, 2022
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